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Originally posted by zm775
Bottling it and calling it cologne doesn't count mike, in your case you probably use it a body wash 🙂
I do have a body wash called "Come to Me!"

I used it the other day, and the missus said, "What's that smell?"

I said, "It's Come to Me!"

She said,, "Well it ruddy doesn't smell like cum to me!" 😀

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....talking of smelly deodorants and such; Watch a woman in the summer. She'll open her handbag and whisp a spray or two under her arms and around the waistal area. Picture it. The arms bounds beautifully over the upper torso, with a little puff, puff of deodorant, and then it moves lower to whisk over the other parts.

Well, nowadays, you can go to the chemist's and buy strawberry, vanilla, parma violet, lavender and roses.

My wife bought ruddy Tuna! 😀

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Originally posted by mikelom
I do have a body wash called "Come to Me!"

I used it the other day, and the missus said, "What's that smell?"

I said, "It's Come to Me!"

She said,, "Well it ruddy doesn't smell like cum to me!" 😀

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....talking of smelly deodorants and such; Watch a woman in the summer. She'll open her handbag and whisp a spray or two under ...[text shortened]... wberry, vanilla, parma violet, lavender and roses.

My wife bought ruddy Tuna! 😀
if it smells like fish it must be a dish, if it smells like cologne...leave it alone