@the-gravedigger saidWe are talking at cross purposes. I thought your hamster owned the two smallest custom-built Hammond B3s in the world. Nevermind. As you were.
I am well aware of the value of hamsters ovaries.
@sonship was right. I have been Glorified. Ghost, who is omniscient only on Thursdays, has got it all wrong. I see it all now so clearly. @sonship and I shall co-reign with Christ from next Wednesday at noon GMT. Most of you, in fact 99.99999999% of you, will not be redeemed. Too bad. Death-bed conversions will not be recognized; all of you were told long ago, you had many chances to heed the call and you blocked your ears.
Oh, BTW, there is no lake of fire. That was just a fairy story invented to frighten child-like people into compliance. Hell is: other people. The unredeemed go to an auditorium where they just have to suffer each other. Nothing else. Forever.
Well, it has been nice chatting with you. Time for me to dash off and get fitted for a halo ...
@moonbus saidI have unblocked my ears.
@sonship was right. I have been Glorified. Ghost, who is omniscient only on Thursdays, has got it all wrong. I see it all now so clearly. @sonship and I shall co-reign with Christ from next Wednesday at noon GMT. Most of you, in fact 99.99999999% of you, will not be redeemed. Too bad. Death-bed conversions will not be recognized; all of you were told long ago, you had many ch ...[text shortened]... .
Well, it has been nice chatting with you. Time for me to dash off and get fitted for a halo ...
Can I still get in ?
@the-gravedigger saidSorry, saving souls is not actually my responsibility, but I can remit you to the Higher Up.
I have unblocked my ears.
Can I still get in ?
@moonbus saidI promise to keep the Sabbath for drinking and I shall not steal my neighbours wife.
Sorry, saving souls is not actually my responsibility, but I can remit you to the Higher Up.
I have this bad feeling that in some circles I am now considered to be even more insufferable than my paranoid former persecutor @divegeester.
@divegeester
re: "A Caesar Salad in the hand is worth a bird in the bush."
Why would you write such offensive words?