Only a Spice Girl

Originally posted by RookRAK
I can't confirm, but a friend of my swears going to high school with Anita Lay.

In all my years of dealing with the public, I have had but one complaint against me. One.

A once asked a fella to spell his name for me. Apparently, he got offended at that. I asked nicely, and not out of any kind of malice. I think he had some issues completely unrelated to our situation.

His name was Seymour Glasscock.

Originally posted by Omnislash
In all my years of dealing with the public, I have had but one complaint against me. [b]One.

A once asked a fella to spell his name for me. Apparently, he got offended at that. I asked nicely, and not out of any kind of malice. I think he had some issues completely unrelated to our situation.

His name was Seymour Glasscock.[/b]

Did Sylvester Stallone start this crap?

wikipedia:
He has five children, sons Sage Moonblood and Seargeoh, who has autism and daughters Sophia Rose, Sistine Rose, and Scarlet Rose.

OK, it seems the blessed moment has arrived for Angelina and Brad and they have not disappointed us by giving this baby a normal name. They have broken one of my rulz for naming a baby. You don't name a kid after a place.

Let me give some examples. Madison. This is also a last name. You don't give a kid a "last name" for their first name. Madison is the capital of Wisconsin. Paris. This has already been mentioned. Dakota. It's a damn state that no one visits. Would you name your kid Mississippi?

Now we have baby "Shiloh." Shiloh that place of infamous carnage in the Civil War. God bless you, Angelina and Brad, for yet again inspiring us to not be famous and dumb.

Originally posted by kirksey957
OK, it seems the blessed moment has arrived for Angelina and Brad and they have not disappointed us by giving this baby a normal name. They have broken one of my rulz for naming a baby. You don't name a kid after a place.

Let me give some examples. Madison. This is also a last name. You don't give a kid a "last name" for their first name. Madiso ...[text shortened]... God bless you, Angelina and Brad, for yet again inspiring us to not be famous and dumb.

Originally posted by kirksey957
You don't name a kid after a place.

Let me give some examples. Madison. This is also a last name. You don't give a kid a "last name" for their first name. Madison is the capital of Wisconsin. Paris. This has already been mentioned. Dakota. It's a damn state that no one visits. Would you name your kid Mississippi?

Now we have baby "Shil God bless you, Angelina and Brad, for yet again inspiring us to not be famous and dumb.

we had a student at the college i went to called Fred Ucker. His bank statements and that always had Mr F (you get the idea)

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
One of the Beckhams kids is called Brooklyn - presumably 'cause that's where it was conceived.

I had a friend who had a pet monkey called Acton - that's where he got it from. And I had a German Shepherd Dog called Brockley. [where it was born]

I knew a woman who had named her son "Alias"

Originally posted by MCA
Willie D1ck (in UK willie is another name for a d1ck)

Originally posted by MCA
Some people juct don't think of the consequences fo thier actions. There was a couple of kids at school:

Willie D1ck (in UK willie is another name for a d1ck)
Richard Head (in UK Richard is often shortened to D1ck)

Also, the local Post Office where I'm from used to be run by a couple called Reah, pronounced rear. His name was Derek or something, hers was Diane, shortened to Di.

She deserved it too, vile old so and so.

"the Buc-ket' residence, the lady of the house speaking."

kill them all