Originally posted by jimslyp69Maybe it corroded the Gerbel that was up there ?
I made myself a daal for tea. Added way too much chili. It's just popped out the other end now. Man that wasn't right.
Why is it that when I eat something with a lot of chili in it, it comes out smelling like toxic waste?
Just thought I'd share that with you!
http://www.catrecipes.com/recipes/tamales.txt
This is how to obtain fine tamale meats:
"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty..."
(ASCII art trimmed)
For cat hunting, I reccomend a Webley-Fosbury,
naturally. Any common .22 or shotgun will do
just swell, however. If you live in some Third World
country which doesn't suffer it's population to
own firearms, a basic club or rock will suffice...
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"Now, if you are planning a feast,
you might need a dozen of these
bastards. But they're common, and
incredibly stupid! A simple call
will attract them right into your
killzone, where they can be easily
dispatched by a bullet, or a
mere blow to the head."
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"Like most common pests, you can find them just
about anywhere. The streets and alleys abound
with the things. Sometimes, one may even walk
into your own yard. In your neighborhood, there
may also be people who keep the
varmits, as "pets". The trick
here, is to lure the creature
outside - where you can bag it.
Don't feel bad about doing this;
you will actually be
doing the "owner" a
favor! The beasts
are known to shed
DISEASES in their feces,
which small children can
fall victim to. Since cat
owners never clean up a
cat's droppings, this is
a serious health problem."
"If you suspect that someone you know may be a cat
owner, this can be easily verified.
Just visit their home. You may not
SEE the cat, but you will certianly
SMELL the cat's fecal material. Do
not be surprised if you find some
of the cat's droppings visible on
the floor, furniture, beds, and in
a box which most owners keep in
their kitchens, believing the cat
should be encouraged to relieve
itself, there. If you have an
opportunity, take the cat and
leave. If this is impractical,
keep watch on the owner's house,
because sooner or later they
will let it out for a time, and
you can then acquire it's meat."
A good-sized adult cat, when skinned out, should
have enough meat on it's bones to make a six or eight
tamales.
Originally posted by zeeblebotwhat the heck, let's try a picture.
http://www.catrecipes.com/recipes/tamales.txt
This is how to obtain fine tamale meats:
"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty..."
(ASCII art trimmed)
For cat hunting, I reccomend a Webley-Fosbury,
naturally. Any common .22 or shotgun will do
just swell, however. If you live in some Third World
country which doesn't suffer it's population to
own ...[text shortened]... should
have enough meat on it's bones to make a six or eight
tamales.
(had to replace spaces with underlines, for RHP.)
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