ORFEO is a real star...

Originally posted by demonseed
Orfeo's in the underworld.

that's gotta be worth a rec!

Originally posted by dfm65
that's it - the late night infomercial is the way to go. you'll be remembered by insomniacs everywhere forever and ever...

It doesn't have to be late night. I could start doing "Zoot Review", that's in prime time!

Originally posted by orfeo
Alas, my star burnt out so quickly. 24 hours later and I'm a nobody languishing on page 2.

I shall attempt to resurrect my celebrity status by appearing on embarrassing game shows and advertising products with really cheesy names.

Your level of notoriety isn't high enough to keep you in the limelight. You need to do something truly shocking to get attention. Exposing your genitalia has worked for Shav, perhaps you should follow his example.