I think it is crucial at this juncture to examine the differences between Orfeo and Oreo cookies. Weigh the pros and cons so to speak.
Oreos are pleasing to pull apart and eat the flavoured lard center. Orfeos we can only assume are not... maybe someone has empirical evidence to the contrary... Marauder?
Oreo packaging can be a bitch to get apart and often rip unsatisfactorily. Orfeos has packaged himself as a butterfly and while this is intially pleasing it has not changed for some time and we are conditioned to like change. Hence Orfeos packaging needs to be remarketed.
Oreos are easily in the top five best items to eat after smoking a large quantity of pot. Orfeos obviously are stoned all the time, but probably not good to eat.
Oreos turn milk brown. Orfeos probably don't like milk as it reminds him of a bad experience he had with some farm animals as a child.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateOreos bubble when you put them in milk. This looks kinda cool when you have the munchies.
I think it is crucial at this juncture to examine the differences between Orfeo and Oreo cookies. Weigh the pros and cons so to speak.
Oreos are pleasing to pull apart and eat the flavoured lard center. Orfeos we can only assume are not... maybe someone has empirical evidence to the contrary... Marauder?
Oreo packaging can be a bitch to get ap ...[text shortened]... don't like milk as it reminds him of a bad experience he had with some farm animals as a child.
If you dip orfeo into milk and he bubbles it just kinda ruins your appetite.
Oreos come in different colors and flavors now.
Orfeo does'nt.
Oreos have mint flavors.
Orfeo needs a mint.
Originally posted by NyxieI *did* come in different flavours on another forum that allowed name changes. Oddly enough, the first variation was to call myself "NEW! Mint-flavored orfeo". I forget most of the other ones.
Oreos bubble when you put them in milk. This looks kinda cool when you have the munchies.
If you dip orfeo into milk and he bubbles it just kinda ruins your appetite.
Oreos come in different colors and flavors now.
Orfeo does'nt.
Oreos have mint flavors.
Orfeo needs a mint.
I had no idea those damned cookies even existed when I first chose the name, you know. It's mostly Americans who pick up the connection.
Originally posted by orfeoThat's different packaging, not flavors.
I *did* come in different flavours on another forum that allowed name changes. Oddly enough, the first variation was to call myself "NEW! Mint-flavored orfeo". I forget most of the other ones.
I had no idea those damned cookies even existed when I first chose the name, you know. It's mostly Americans who pick up the connection.
Oreos and Orfeos both go stale apparently.
Oreos have no f. Orfeo is obviously f'ed.
Oreos are covered in a layer of crappy black cookie. No difference here.
Oreos crack under pressure. Orfeo tastes like chicken.
Oreos make a delightful alternative to graham crackers as a cheescake crust. No difference here.
Oreos go well with milk. Orfeo gets away with silk.
Oreos fit in your mouth. No difference here.
Originally posted by XanthosNZWith a mouth full of oreo it's hard to whistle.
Oreos don't have feelings. Orfeo has a soft nougat centre.
Oreos are best when doublestuffed.
Oreos may contain traces of nuts.
Oh wait differences.
EDIT: You changed what you quoted to make me look like a candy imbecile. That's sneaky. Just like the last oreo that you always drop, can't find and later tread into the carpet.