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  1. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    21 Jan '16 12:50
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    There was a mouse
    in my house
    who lived underground
    whose friend
    was a hound
    who lived in a mound

    He found a pound on that mound
    and spread it all around
    His name was Gerald
    and he was a good mouse.
    Sir you are a holey sock,
    i'll darn you in the morning
    enough with all the poppycock,
    consider this a warning.
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    21 Jan '16 12:55
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    There was a mouse
    in my house
    who lived underground
    whose friend
    was a hound
    who lived in a mound

    He found a pound on that mound
    and spread it all around
    His name was Gerald
    and he was a good mouse.
    If the plural of mouse is mice, is the plural of house hice? Is the plural of underground undergrind?
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    21 Jan '16 13:08
    Originally posted by JS357
    If the plural of mouse is mice, is the plural of house hice? Is the plural of underground undergrind?
    You got it!
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    21 Jan '16 13:08
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Sir you are a holey sock,
    i'll darn you in the morning
    enough with all the poppycock,
    consider this a warning.
    Darn it! teehee 😀
  5. Subscribercoquette
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    23 Jan '16 07:042 edits
    There was a young lady, tutt tutt!
    If you thought that you were going to read smut

    For this is just a little rhyme
    With just a few lines
    That contains absolutely nothing butt
  6. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    23 Jan '16 14:07
    The Blue Ones Thread 121177 (Page 2)

    Your jeans play on the banisters
    of my sleep.
    I hear footsteps sometimes.

    Your last blue pair of sneakers
    walk around
    in the parks of my dreams.

    I see new grass stains on the toes.
    Your white socks
    are inside out, I am almost sure

    I wonder if they need pulling
    up, again,
    right now wherever you are

    and if you are running easy
    and if those
    yellow laces are still untied.

    From "While Boston Slept" (Houston, 1981)
  7. Subscriberrookie54
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    23 Jan '16 15:58
    there once was a free loving poet,
    who danced neked but never did show it,
    when winter came due,
    his equipment turned blue,
    and his girlfriend refused to blow it...
  8. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    23 Jan '16 16:17
    Rookie gives free tazer tickle
    to man who resembles a pickle
    but if you look like a spud
    he'll zap you a dud,
    hey, the dude is really quite fickle.

    😞
  9. Subscriberrookie54
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    23 Jan '16 16:28
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Rookie gives free tazer tickle
    to man who resembles a pickle
    but if you look like a spud
    he'll zap you a dud,
    hey, the dude is really quite fickle.

    😞
    c'mon buddy, i'm buying brekkie and we can talk about obscure silliness...
  10. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    23 Jan '16 18:02
    Originally posted by rookie54
    c'mon buddy, i'm buying brekkie and we can talk about obscure silliness...
    Horrah! (I so rarely eat brekkie in the evening).
  11. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    26 Jan '16 02:44
    Originally posted by coquette
    There was a young lady, tutt tutt!
    If you thought that you were going to read smut

    For this is just a little rhyme
    With just a few lines
    That contains absolutely nothing butt
    butt, have you personally stopped to consider
    the remote possibility
    that she was wearing an old woolen sweater
    with an emblem of nobility?
  12. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    26 Jan '16 05:20
    Originally posted by JS357
    Is the plural of underground undergrind?
    Anyone changing from one line to another during London rush hour will know how apt this is.
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