original thoughts only...

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
There was a mouse
in my house
who lived underground
whose friend
was a hound
who lived in a mound

He found a pound on that mound
and spread it all around
His name was Gerald
and he was a good mouse.

Sir you are a holey sock,
i'll darn you in the morning
enough with all the poppycock,
consider this a warning.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
There was a mouse
in my house
who lived underground
whose friend
was a hound
who lived in a mound

He found a pound on that mound
and spread it all around
His name was Gerald
and he was a good mouse.

If the plural of mouse is mice, is the plural of house hice? Is the plural of underground undergrind?

Originally posted by JS357
If the plural of mouse is mice, is the plural of house hice? Is the plural of underground undergrind?

You got it!

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Sir you are a holey sock,
i'll darn you in the morning
enough with all the poppycock,
consider this a warning.

Darn it! teehee 😀

There was a young lady, tutt tutt!
If you thought that you were going to read smut

For this is just a little rhyme
With just a few lines
That contains absolutely nothing butt

The Blue Ones Thread 121177 (Page 2)

Your jeans play on the banisters
of my sleep.
I hear footsteps sometimes.

Your last blue pair of sneakers
walk around
in the parks of my dreams.

I see new grass stains on the toes.
Your white socks
are inside out, I am almost sure

I wonder if they need pulling
up, again,
right now wherever you are

and if you are running easy
and if those
yellow laces are still untied.

From "While Boston Slept" (Houston, 1981)

there once was a free loving poet,
who danced neked but never did show it,
when winter came due,
his equipment turned blue,
and his girlfriend refused to blow it...

Rookie gives free tazer tickle
to man who resembles a pickle
but if you look like a spud
he'll zap you a dud,
hey, the dude is really quite fickle.

😞

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Rookie gives free tazer tickle
to man who resembles a pickle
but if you look like a spud
he'll zap you a dud,
hey, the dude is really quite fickle.

😞

c'mon buddy, i'm buying brekkie and we can talk about obscure silliness...

Originally posted by rookie54
c'mon buddy, i'm buying brekkie and we can talk about obscure silliness...

Horrah! (I so rarely eat brekkie in the evening).

Originally posted by coquette
There was a young lady, tutt tutt!
If you thought that you were going to read smut

For this is just a little rhyme
With just a few lines
That contains absolutely nothing butt

butt, have you personally stopped to consider
the remote possibility
that she was wearing an old woolen sweater
with an emblem of nobility?

Originally posted by JS357
Is the plural of underground undergrind?

Anyone changing from one line to another during London rush hour will know how apt this is.