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my dad runs the internet and mcdonalds.....oh and everything in between too. so....i dunno, just watch it.

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Originally posted by Mr Average
my dad runs the internet and mcdonalds.....oh and everything in between too. so....i dunno, just watch it.
My dad has a cement airplane, as well as a submarine equipped with special screen doors that don't leak to let fresh air in constantly.

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Duplicate.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Nice contribution. 😕

When I was 8 years old, I wanted to prove to my Dad how good I was at Tae Kwon Do so I threw a stuffed animal in the air and tried to give it a big aerial kick. Instead, I went completely ass over head and in trying to brace my fall straight down, I stuck out my double-jointed arm and ended up fracturing my elbow.

'Twas painful and I never did any Tae Kwon Do from that day forward. 🙁
And you've gotten past the nasty experience, without long memory wires causing you to be bored today. Believe you actually enjoyed telling us.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
He might be bored, but at least he's decided to start a thread to entertain and share rather than strictly entertaining himself through a form-letter 1-4 statement thread.

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Lazy insensitive souls delight themselves in being entertained by the misfortune, sadness and misery of others. It's why people view 'soaps'.


Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Lazy insensitive souls delight themselves in being entertained by the misfortune, sadness and misery of others. It's why people view 'soaps'.
arrogant, unsubtle, vacant, vague and useless.....your post, I mean

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Life is one fantastic adventure, from childhood on. So why in the world would any person of sound mind ever become 'bored' in the first place?
From reading your incessant blather?

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A couple of years ago I was out for a bike run. I went out on a off-road track i like and was pushing really hard as I came up to a jump.

At the peak of the jump I suddenly realised that I had put my seat up too high the day before, for riding on the road. This meant that I had absolutely no control over the bike and there was no chance I was gonna land it. The following three thoughts went through my head:

"Shoot, I'm not going to land this" . . .

"Fork, this is gonna hurt" . . .

"Po (my wife) is gonna kill me!" . . . [/i](since she had told me to take it easy and was always complaining because i never wore a helmet or carried my mobile phone)[/i]

. . . then I hit the ground HARD . . .

when the bike and I eventually came to a stop I had broken my collar bone and fractured two ribs. OMG!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!

I'm lying there in the woods about 2 miles from home, broken and battered. I had no choice but make my own way home, so got up and began pushing my bike homeward.

Once I reached the road again I cycled home (not knowing how badly hurt I was) which was one of the most painful experiences I have had to endure. I was ok if I held my breath, so I basicaly cycled home holding my breath for as long as possible, taking huge deep breaths when I had no other choice.

It turned out I had cracked the frame of the bike too, so I had to get a new one.

Bad Day 😞

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second time i had my jaw broken, from being kicked in the face, my front four teeth were displaced, top one was compressed into gum, lips tore open, gums split and large break on the side of the lower mandible. the impact did'nt hurt as such, but the headache i got afterwards was truly evil...

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Originally posted by rbmorris
From reading your incessant blather?
Then why waste your 'golden twenty four'... (1) Reading it and (2) Replying to it?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Lazy insensitive souls delight themselves in being entertained by the misfortune, sadness and misery of others. It's why people view 'soaps'.
What is your view on self-indulgent know-it-alls who pass out advice and condescending views when no one wants to hear it?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
What is your view on self-indulgent know-it-alls who pass out advice and condescending views when no one wants to hear it?

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Simple... no audience interest and no lively interactive public conversation, no viewpoints or exchange of advice.

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13 years ago I had in in office vasectomy. less than half-way through the procedure, the local started to wear off and I could literally feel the doctor cutting my junk. My wife was in the waiting room and said she could here the screams through the walls. The doctor, who had plodded along up to this point, moved like greased lightning to re anesthisize the area. When I walked (waddled) out she said my hair was standing straight on end.

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Originally posted by Mr Average
just cause im bored.....

when younger, i was running through some woods with trainers on and accidentally kicked a tree stump full on. The impact practically tore my big toe nail off, and all i remember is rolling round on the floor in the deepest agony, wishing i was dead.

it.was.painful....

share your own painful experiences....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=w1CFh6ubJX0

&feature=related

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Originally posted by duecer
13 years ago I had in in office vasectomy. less than half-way through the procedure, the local started to wear off and I could literally feel the doctor cutting my junk. My wife was in the waiting room and said she could here the screams through the walls. The doctor, who had plodded along up to this point, moved like greased lightning to re anesthisize the area. When I walked (waddled) out she said my hair was standing straight on end.
Sweet jesus!