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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    05 Sep '15 17:55
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    The world is a better place when good taste is fashionable. When bad taste is fashionable we get Bernard Manning and a multitude of whoopee cushions.

    Do you own a whoopee cushion? Have you met Bernard Manning?
    Have you issued your latest decree compendium on what is
    considered good taste?

    I'm anxiously waiting for the updates. I don't want to buy my
    tweed pantaloons before I know the approved measurements.
  2. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    05 Sep '15 19:06
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Have you issued your latest decree compendium on what is
    considered good taste?

    I'm anxiously waiting for the updates. I don't want to buy my
    tweed pantaloons before I know the approved measurements.
    Its release is imminent. In the meantime, discard your purple tank tops and polyester cardigans.
  3. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    05 Sep '15 19:11
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Its release is imminent. In the meantime, discard your purple tank tops and polyester cardigans.
    Consider it done.

    I guess the sparkling buttplug is fine then?
  4. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    05 Sep '15 19:51
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Consider it done.

    I guess the sparkling buttplug is fine then?
    How do you talk when the plug is in situ?
  5. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    05 Sep '15 20:10
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    How do you talk when the plug is in situ?
    Not always I talk out of my rear, you know.

    We, flatulent ventriloquists, can also pull tricks off the... yeah, the
    sleeves as well, among other places.
  6. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    05 Sep '15 21:34
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Not always I talk out of my rear, you know.

    We, flatulent ventriloquists, can also pull tricks off the... yeah, the
    sleeves as well, among other places.
    "sir seitse, perhaps u should see ur procto or urologist tomorrow at least to do a preliminary nether region fixation diagnosis.
    anonymously yours, child anon"
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    05 Sep '15 21:56
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    The world is a better place when good taste is fashionable. When bad taste is fashionable we get Bernard Manning and a multitude of whoopee cushions.
    Then again, when "good taste" is fashionable, we get Esther Rantzen and Jimmy Saville.

    I'd hold my nose and pick Manning.
  8. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    05 Sep '15 21:58
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    "sir seitse, perhaps u should see ur procto or urologist tomorrow at least to do a preliminary nether region fixation diagnosis.
    anonymously yours, child anon"
    If you go check with the FBI your obsession with 13 year olds'
    "safety", then sure.
  9. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    06 Sep '15 04:461 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    If you go check with the FBI your obsession with 13 year olds'
    "safety", then sure.
    Originally posted by Seitse
    "If you go check with the FBI your obsession with 13 year olds'
    "safety", then sure."
    ___________________________

    Corrected to Represent the Facts: "If you go check with the FBI your obsession with [imaginary]13 year olds"
    [named child anon; his mommy; and Vivian (aka V/8)]
    "safety", then sure."

    "Please edit quoted text responsibly. Making modifications which misrepresent the original post will result in a forum ban."
  10. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    08 Sep '15 07:12
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    How do you talk when the plug is in situ?
    What is "situ"?
  11. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    08 Sep '15 13:39
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    What is "situ"?
    You're sitting on it.
  12. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    08 Sep '15 14:24
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    You're sitting on it.
    "dear, andy, thank you for telling me the answer though i'm now wondering what "it" is
    and i'm still innocent of usa presidential history." ur new friend, child anon
  13. Standard memberredbadger
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    08 Sep '15 14:341 edit
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    "dear, andy, thank you for telling me the answer though i'm now wondering what "it" is
    and i'm still innocent of usa presidential history." ur new friend, child anon
    did you get Seitse Banned Bob?
  14. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    08 Sep '15 15:15
    Originally posted by redbadger
    did you get Seitse Banned Bob?
    I also noticed that he hasn't posted to these public forums since "06 Sep '15 06:15"; GBS has also disappeared again; hope they're both okay.
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