Our Next General Forum Speaker...

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
The world is a better place when good taste is fashionable. When bad taste is fashionable we get Bernard Manning and a multitude of whoopee cushions.

Do you own a whoopee cushion? Have you met Bernard Manning?

Have you issued your latest decree compendium on what is
considered good taste?

I'm anxiously waiting for the updates. I don't want to buy my
tweed pantaloons before I know the approved measurements.

Originally posted by Seitse
Have you issued your latest decree compendium on what is
considered good taste?

I'm anxiously waiting for the updates. I don't want to buy my
tweed pantaloons before I know the approved measurements.

Its release is imminent. In the meantime, discard your purple tank tops and polyester cardigans.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Its release is imminent. In the meantime, discard your purple tank tops and polyester cardigans.

Consider it done.

I guess the sparkling buttplug is fine then?

Originally posted by Seitse
Consider it done.

I guess the sparkling buttplug is fine then?

How do you talk when the plug is in situ?

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
How do you talk when the plug is in situ?

Not always I talk out of my rear, you know.

We, flatulent ventriloquists, can also pull tricks off the... yeah, the
sleeves as well, among other places.

Originally posted by Seitse
Not always I talk out of my rear, you know.

We, flatulent ventriloquists, can also pull tricks off the... yeah, the
sleeves as well, among other places.

"sir seitse, perhaps u should see ur procto or urologist tomorrow at least to do a preliminary nether region fixation diagnosis.
anonymously yours, child anon"

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
The world is a better place when good taste is fashionable. When bad taste is fashionable we get Bernard Manning and a multitude of whoopee cushions.

Then again, when "good taste" is fashionable, we get Esther Rantzen and Jimmy Saville.

I'd hold my nose and pick Manning.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"sir seitse, perhaps u should see ur procto or urologist tomorrow at least to do a preliminary nether region fixation diagnosis.
anonymously yours, child anon"

If you go check with the FBI your obsession with 13 year olds'
"safety", then sure.

Originally posted by Seitse
If you go check with the FBI your obsession with 13 year olds'
"safety", then sure.

Originally posted by Seitse
"If you go check with the FBI your obsession with 13 year olds'
"safety", then sure."
___________________________

Corrected to Represent the Facts: "If you go check with the FBI your obsession with [imaginary]13 year olds"
[named child anon; his mommy; and Vivian (aka V/8)]
"safety", then sure."

"Please edit quoted text responsibly. Making modifications which misrepresent the original post will result in a forum ban."

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
How do you talk when the plug is in situ?

What is "situ"?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
What is "situ"?

You're sitting on it.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
You're sitting on it.

"dear, andy, thank you for telling me the answer though i'm now wondering what "it" is
and i'm still innocent of usa presidential history." ur new friend, child anon

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"dear, andy, thank you for telling me the answer though i'm now wondering what "it" is
and i'm still innocent of usa presidential history." ur new friend, child anon

did you get Seitse Banned Bob?

Originally posted by redbadger
did you get Seitse Banned Bob?

I also noticed that he hasn't posted to these public forums since "06 Sep '15 06:15"; GBS has also disappeared again; hope they're both okay.