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A man futively walked along the avenue, tracing the lines of the femme fatle that lay before him. He approached her with a smile and a chessboard under his arm, and said.........

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Originally posted by Serendipity
A man futively walked along the avenue, tracing the lines of the femme fatle that lay before him. He approached her with a smile and a chessboard under his arm, and said.........
... "Here, have this smile. I got it free with my chess set."

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Originally posted by mosquitorespect
... "Here, have this smile. I got it free with my chess set."
She casually tossed her head back and launched into a tirade "A smile, a smile, what do I want one of them for? Ever since I read the 'My story thread on RHP' I lost the will to smile"

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Originally posted by Serendipity
She casually tossed her head back and launched into a tirade "A smile, a smile, what do I want one of them for? Ever since I read the 'My story thread on RHP' I lost the will to smile"
"Yes....well....... Shag then?"

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Originally posted by Serendipity
She casually tossed her head back and launched into a tirade "A smile, a smile, what do I want one of them for? Ever since I read the 'My story thread on RHP' I lost the will to smile"
"But don't you see?" replied the man, whose name was Quango by the way. "You never have to again, you can keep this one under your arm and whip it out when needed."

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
"Yes....well....... Shag then?"
I'll play you chess if you've got the pieces to go with that board under your arm, then if you win...

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Originally posted by mosquitorespect
... "Here, have this smile. I got it free with my chess set."

"Oh well! Let's have a game. or you prefer to stay there looking at me? By the way. my name is Judit. And yours?"

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Originally posted by LittleBear

"Oh well! Let's have a game. or you prefer to stay there looking at me? By the way. my name is Judit. And yours?"
My name is Bobby, I always carry my chessboard where ever I go

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Originally posted by Serendipity
My name is Bobby, I always carry my chessboard where ever I go
"And by the way, did you know Jews controlled the media?"

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Originally posted by Serendipity
My name is Bobby, I always carry my chessboard where ever I go
"You know, don't you get the feeling that we should both lose the will to live? I think it should make a lot of people in different locations all over the world very happy if we ceased to exist and never spoke again"

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
"And by the way, did you know Jews controlled the media?"
No....are you anti-semetic? I cant play chess with you if you are.

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Originally posted by Serendipity
My name is Bobby, I always carry my chessboard where ever I go

"Nice chess set, Bibby. Beautiful bishops... hehe! But please stop smiling at me, and let's begin the er, game..."

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Originally posted by LittleBear

"Nice chess set, Bibby. Beautiful bishops... hehe! But please stop smiling at me, and let's begin the er, game..."

Ok, I tried this one against my friend Boris and it went well soI'll try it again ....d4

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Originally posted by Serendipity
Ok, I tried this one against my friend Boris and it went well soI'll try it again ....d4

"You are very confident. Bobby! Who is Boris after all? Oh, no ofense intended, I mean is he a russian spy? Or an obscure GM? Huh?"

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
"And by the way, did you know Jews controlled the media?"
"Ah, you're one of those crazy conspiracy theorists are you? Goodbye."