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overthrow of the platonic sandwhich

overthrow of the platonic sandwhich

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...it is understood that all things visible in this world have an archtype in the platonic dimension ( a standard that sets the value and description of all things we think of a "real and tangible"...thus the platonic archtiype of the grilled cheese sandwhich is somewhere up there in the ether on a grill of the gods...i plan to supplant...yes, SUPPLANT...the original platonic grilled cheese
( american cheese on white toasted bread and nothing else//but with a side of one dill pickle )...and become THE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH on which all future grilled cheese sandwhiches must adhere to in order to meet the definition of a grilled cheese sandwhich...i will not allow gordon ramsey to intefere and i will take no suggestions or criticism...i plan to attack the archtype at 1300 gmt time tomorrow...the assault will be an indirect ledger de main thru the pantry of the gods and i will "bin" the archtype with a feint of mayonaisse....they will not see it coming...who would expect a mayonaisse feint on a grilled cheese ?...

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it was nice knowing you ... i wonder what'll you'll be reincarnated as? ...

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
it was nice knowing you ... i wonder what'll you'll be reincarnated as? ...
...an elliptic grilled cheese sandwich...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...it is understood that all things visible in this world have an archtype in the platonic dimension ( a standard that sets the value and description of all things we think of a "real and tangible"...thus the platonic archtiype of the grilled cheese sandwhich is somewhere up there in the ether on a grill of the gods...i plan to supplant...yes, SUPPLANT...th ...[text shortened]... ..they will not see it coming...who would expect a mayonaisse feint on a grilled cheese ?...
Cheese murdering freak!

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...it is understood that all things visible in this world have an archtype in the platonic dimension ( a standard that sets the value and description of all things we think of a "real and tangible"...thus the platonic archtiype of the grilled cheese sandwhich is somewhere up there in the ether on a grill of the gods...i plan to supplant...yes, SUPPLANT...th ...[text shortened]... ..they will not see it coming...who would expect a mayonaisse feint on a grilled cheese ?...
Thats horrible usage of the ellipsis! 😠

And by the way, what the hell kind of drugs are you one?

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Thats horrible usage of the ellipsis! 😠

And by the way, what the hell kind of drugs are you one?
You need to try dropping an "E" dude.



Sorry I could not resist.

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..those who use the word "dude" belong the pre-cambrian period of the develpment of the english language...they are retrograde...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...it is understood that all things visible in this world have an archtype in the platonic dimension ( a standard that sets the value and description of all things we think of a "real and tangible"...thus the platonic archtiype of the grilled cheese sandwhich is somewhere up there in the ether on a grill of the gods...i plan to supplant...yes, SUPPLANT...th ..they will not see it coming...who would expect a mayonaisse feint on a grilled cheese ?...
Cute. But the Gods are going to miss the point of the coup and your elliptic grilled cheese sandwhich is going to flop in a different slot next to the platonic grilled cheese sandwitch which will be sitting on the other side of the wether withering under her coat of wool in the warm weather, whether you like it or not: the target platonic grilled cheese sandwich is not going to budge a crumb.

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..thyme...you are just angry because rosemary and nutmeg got dates this weekend and you have to stay home and play chess...

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Originally posted by Woodgie
You need to try dropping an "E" dude.



Sorry I could not resist.
Even better, he could transform the "e" into an apostrophe and move it to the right place.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Even better, he could transform the "e" into an apostrophe and move it to the right place.
Enlighten me noodles, where should I have had an apostrophe?

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Enlighten me noodles, where should I have had an apostrophe?
That's

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pocketkings! 😠 you're a teacher! 😠

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Enlighten me noodles, where should I have had an apostrophe?
drug's. it is a word structure called "the grocer's apostrohe" (note the apostrophe)

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..thyme...you are just angry because rosemary and nutmeg got dates this weekend and you have to stay home and play chess...
I know. I have too many games going on. I should sue RH
P for destroying my social life.