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Originally posted by darvlay
Get in the Ring, right? I love that song!
second that 😀

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cheap date
love triangle
fair fight
criminal justice
criminal rights
simple chess
good work
diet soda
McDonald's Nutrition Information

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Originally posted by darvlay
Jumbo shrimp?
what's that? a small elephant?🙂

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New one's

virtual reality
strangely familiar
small crowd
pretty ugly
sweet sorrow

business ethics?!

and my personal all time favourite Oxymoron:


MICROSOFT WORKS.

😀😀

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Someone at work just got a "friendly bo**ocking" apparently!

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good morning

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Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
Right, I've got a few (warning - attention this post might get banned due to the lack of humor of some people)


no1marauder - excellent clan leadership skills
Skeeter - pretty
Trackhead - human
Zach - clever
Ravello - well behaved
Saint Nick - Saint
The Slow Pawn - Britney Spears fan


Go figure ;-)

Good god you're a dumbass.

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Politically correct

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Organized randomly is one I've heard used in Stats class a couple of times.

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Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
you trying to antagonise me ??

Of ****** course I know what an oxymoron is, haven't you read what I wrote ??

I pitty those 2 pathetic twits having recomended that post of yours !!

Boris
If you know what an oxymoron is then why did you post what you did in a thread about oxymorons?
Or do we all have no sense of humour?

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Ugh, if I'm a twit, that must make you a double dumbass with a large helping of stupidity and a sprinkle ignorance, Boris.

Man I hate metalheads....

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Originally posted by Crowley
Ugh, if I'm a twit, that must make you a double dumbass with a large helping of stupidity and a sprinkle ignorance, Boris.

Man I hate metalheads....
Bringing it back to the original thread: What about

Heavy Metal music

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Originally posted by invigorate
Bringing it back to the original thread: What about

Heavy Metal music
heavy metal does sound a little tinny (tin is a fairily light metal) these days compared to "barbie doll" music

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Originally posted by invigorate
Bringing it back to the original thread: What about

Heavy Metal music
Heavy Metal was once the new Jazz.