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the best sport there is

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Originally posted by swimmerboy032891
the best sport there is
Paintball is not a sport, it's an activity.

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Originally posted by Wildfire
Paintball is not a sport, it's an activity.
A sport can be an activity, and an activity can be a sport. As horrid as it is to actually want to shoot at another person for fun it does actually meet the criteria for "sport".

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There was some guy, I believe out in Las Vegas, that had the ingenius idea of having a paintball safari. Instead of hunting down game he had naked women running around the preserve. No animals were killed. The men loved it. And the women got paid. How many here would participate in such an activity?

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Originally posted by kirksey957
There was some guy, I believe out in Las Vegas, that had the ingenius idea of having a paintball safari. Instead of hunting down game he had naked women running around the preserve. No animals were killed. The men loved it. And the w ...[text shortened]... n got paid. How many here would participate in such an activity?
(Arrakis raises his hand...) 😀

But I wouldn't really shoot any of them....

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Originally posted by arrakis
(Arrakis raises his hand...) 😀
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Originally posted by kirksey957
There was some guy, I believe out in Las Vegas, that had the ingenius idea of having a paintball safari. Instead of hunting down game he had naked women running around the preserve. No animals were killed. The men loved it. And the women got paid. How many here would participate in such an activity?
WHAT!

Have you ever been hit with a paintball?????

Even fully clothed with protection it leaves a hell of a welt!

You couldn't pay me enough money for that!

Now if it were a bunch of naked men..........

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Originally posted by kirksey957
There was some guy, I believe out in Las Vegas, that had the ingenius idea of having a paintball safari. Instead of hunting down game he had naked women running around the preserve. No animals were killed. The men loved it. And the women got paid. How many here would participate in such an activity?
He shot naked women with paintballs? That must hurt like a mofo.

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Originally posted by mokko
WHAT!

Have you ever been hit with a paintball?????

Even fully clothed with protection it leaves a hell of a welt!

You couldn't pay me enough money for that!

Now if it were a bunch of naked men..........
That's why they had to run fast 🙂

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Originally posted by mokko
WHAT!

Have you ever been hit with a paintball?????
On my stag weekend (sorry America, I can't remember what the equivalent is called in the US) I went paintballing as part of a weekend of events.

Once the day was up, the 'lets buy another box of ammo and then empty it in to the stag and best man' event occurred.

I can honestly say, I have never been in as much pain in my life. All my limbs went purple, some even bled, but it was all part of the event, and I took it like a man. (Apart from the tears) The interesting thing for me was that I was eventually able to overcome that and fight back. The adrenalin pumping through me was quite something.

(At this point I could post some scary photos on the web of by fat bruised body, but I’ll save you the anguish.)

Still love paintball though.

-Russ

Top tip for others in a similar situation - stuff you clothes full of grass, twigs, bushes, trees, anything to hand. You will not regret it.


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Originally posted by kirksey957
There was some guy, I believe out in Las Vegas, that had the ingenius idea of having a paintball safari. Instead of hunting down game he had naked women running around the preserve. No animals were killed. The men loved it. And the women got paid. How many here would participate in such an activity?
I would but you'd have to let me wear shoes at least .

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Originally posted by Russ
On my stag weekend (sorry America, I can't remember what the equivalent is called in the US) I went paintballing as part of a weekend of events.

Once the day was up, the 'lets buy another box of ammo and then empty it in to the stag and best man' event occurred.

I can honestly say, I have never been in as much pain in my life. All my limbs went purpl ...[text shortened]... ou clothes full of grass, twigs, bushes, trees, anything to hand. You will not regret it.


I led the members of the Arrakis BBS in our paintball seige. 🙂 But the way it works is that once you are hit you are out of the game. 😠

So as a platoon we didn't suffer more than half a dozen hits (half a dozen cause if nobody saw you getting hit you kept fighting). 🙂

Lots of fun but pretty expensive. Especially since I paid the entry and paint ball fee for my members.

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Lots of fun but pretty expensive. Especially since I paid the entry and paint ball fee for my members.
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that is true I am on a team I have a $500 gun with about $300 into it

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Originally posted by mokko
WHAT!

Have you ever been hit with a paintball?????

Even fully clothed with protection it leaves a hell of a welt!

You couldn't pay me enough money for that!

Now if it were a bunch of naked men..........
A guy I know got himself a third nipple from a painball shot at close range. We all laugh at him. The first time I got hit with a paintball it hit my visor and paint got in my mouth.😛

What a fun day....

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Originally posted by swimmerboy032891
that is true I am on a team I have a $500 gun with about $300 into it
I'll bet it's a machine gun then! Those things are amazing.