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Paris Hilton = Mother Teresa..??!!

Paris Hilton = Mother Teresa..??!!

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THIRUVANANTHAPURAM, India (AFP) - An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film.

"Her features resemble Mother Teresa," director T. Rajeevnath told AFP from the southwestern coastal state of Kerala.

The filmmaker said Hilton is on his shortlist after a computer-generated image showed a close facial match between the hotel heiress and the Albanian-born nun.

Mother Teresa, who died in 1997, worked among the poor in the teeming slums of Kolkata, formerly Calcutta, with the Missionaries of Charity. She was beatified by
Pope John Paul in 2003, a significant step on the road to sainthood in the Catholic church.

"A meeting with Paris Hilton is scheduled for the end of April," Rajeevnath said.

The 54-year-old director is well-known in India for his Malayalam-language films, including "Janani" (Mother) -- the story of seven nuns who care for an abandoned baby, which won a national award.

Hilton's prior movie experience includes appearing in a home-made sex video made by a former boyfriend that appeared on the Internet, and parts in several Hollywood B-films.

The blond socialite, who is often the focus of US celebrity gossip columns, also starred in the US reality television show "The Simple Life".


They can't do that..! surely there are moral issues to consider here.. Them naughty clips of Paris (that I... err.. came across by mistake..) will be forever spoilt..!!!!

Nooooooo!!!!

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That's hot.

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It appears this movie really needs the upset this news is causing, a desperate hope to attract some viewers and funds. That spells disaster for the movie itself...

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It is wrong.. how can a Saint be represented by a Slut..

Just because both words start with an 'S' doesn't mean they are equal.. what has the world come to.

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Originally posted by Peachy

Just because both words start with an 'S' doesn't mean they are equal.. what has the world come to.
They end with a 't' too, you know. Note it is qiut posisble to uderntansd wrods wehn the psoition of letetes are iterchagnend jsut as lnog the frist and last are wehre tehy souhld be, it has been investigated scientifically for what it is worth. Therefore, these two words might be considered interchangeable too.

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Originally posted by Aiko
They end with a 't' too, you know. Note it is qiut posisble to uderntansd wrods wehn the psoition of letetes are iterchagnend jsut as lnog the frist and last are wehre tehy souhld be, it has been investigated scientifically for what it is worth. Therefore, these two words might be considered interchangeable too.
Does the number of letters matter? Did they look at that in the study?

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Originally posted by Peachy
THIRUVANANTHAPURAM, India (AFP) - An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film.

"Her features resemble Mother Teresa," director T. Rajeevnath told AFP from the southwestern coastal state of Kerala.

The filmmaker said Hilton is on his ...[text shortened]... hat I... err.. came across by mistake..) will be forever spoilt..!!!!

Nooooooo!!!!
What's it going to be called, "Mother Teresa Does Paris"?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
What's it going to be called, "Mother Teresa Does Paris"?
Yes, in the Hilton.

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Originally posted by Peachy
THIRUVANANTHAPURAM, India (AFP) - An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of...Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film.

"Her features resemble Mother Teresa," director T. Rajeevnath told AFP from the southwestern coastal state of Kerala.
Yeah right, we all noticed the similarities in their features....🙄

The truth is more like they wanted a desperate attention-seeking slapper who would do the job cheap.

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Originally posted by Peachy
THIRUVANANTHAPURAM, India (AFP) - An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film.

"Her features resemble Mother Teresa," director T. Rajeevnath told AFP from the southwestern coastal state of Kerala.

The filmmaker said Hilton is on his ...[text shortened]... hat I... err.. came across by mistake..) will be forever spoilt..!!!!

Nooooooo!!!!
That's gotta be a joke, no one has a name like "thiruvananthapuram". Its gotta be some kinda windup.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Does the number of letters matter? Did they look at that in the study?
The number of letters are important, but even more important is the letters themselves. No way you can confuse "lu" with "ain", regardless of the first and last letter being the same.

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Originally posted by Peachy
[b]THIRUVANANTHAPURAM,
A new strain of STD found exclusively in Paris Hilton.

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
That's gotta be a joke, no one has a name like "thiruvananthapuram". Its gotta be some kinda windup.
It is the name of a city. It even has a website: http://www.thiruvananthapuram.net.

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Originally posted by Aiko
It is the name of a city. It even has a website: http://www.thiruvananthapuram.net.
It also isn't unusual for Indian names to be like that. I know (and even related) to people with surnames quite simular to that.

My full name even has 26 letters (although not going to reveal it in a public forum). 🙂

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Here is the only image of a young Mother Teresa I could find...

http://www.knowdrama.com/images/creative13/therebeforefame.jpg

Doesn't look like Paris to me... so I think someone is taking the sensation angle here.

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