Originally posted by JusuhThat one is told in Norway as well.
I translated this from finnish, so quality may suffer...
here it comes..
"swedish millionaire wanted crocodileleather shoes. So he travelled to africa and rent a shotgun. After shooting 20 crocodiles, he said to his friend:
"If next crocodile does not wear those damn shoes, I`ll quit."
Here's another one:
Have you heard about the Swede who used fluoride toothpaste instead of washing powder? He wanted to avoid to get holes in his socks.
-Who should be the king of Sweden?
-Tarzan.
-Why are swedish lighthouses upside down?
-Because they want to show the submarines the way
- Why don't swedes want to sit on the second floor of double-decker buses?
- Because there's no driver
-Why do swedes always have some empty soda bottles in the fridge?
-In case there's anyone who ain't thirsty
Originally posted by JusuhYou crazy Scandies!:
-Who should be the king of Sweden?
-Tarzan.
-Why are swedish lighthouses upside down?
-Because they want to show the submarines the way
- Why don't swedes want to sit on the second floor of double-decker buses?
- Because there's no driver
-Why do swedes always have some empty soda bottles in the fridge?
-In case there's anyone who ain't thirsty
please feel free to read my biting social critique of contemporary Swedish society in the form of a short trilogy entitled simply 'Sweden'.
http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=29695
Might I modestly suggest that it is a masterpiece?