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  1. the forest
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    25 Sep '18 12:26
    and what do i see ?
  2. Standard memberchaney3
    Bring it on.......
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    25 Sep '18 12:37
    Originally posted by @mister-moggy
    and what do i see ?
    Me getting a baseball bat and heading towards you.
  3. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
    A Spirited Misfit
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    25 Sep '18 16:47
    Originally posted by @chaney3
    Me getting a baseball bat and heading towards you.
    Lightweight.

    My preference is always the chainsaw.
  4. SubscriberWOLFE63
    Tra il dire e il far
    C'e di mezzo il mar!
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    25 Sep '18 16:53
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    Lightweight.

    My preference is always the chainsaw.
    I hope he doesn't see me in my garage firing up a blow-torch as I position the wood-chipper.

    I'd have to go medieval on a prowler. 😛
  5. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
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    25 Sep '18 17:07
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    Lightweight.

    My preference is always the chainsaw.
    lol
    i perceive you to be the type that studiously avoids oil and/or gasoline products of any sort
  6. Subscriberrookie54
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    25 Sep '18 17:09
    Originally posted by @mister-moggy
    and what do i see ?
    12 gauge shotgun
    not loaded with rock salt
    when you die
    it's gonna be yer fault
  7. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    25 Sep '18 17:21
    Originally posted by @rookie54
    lol
    i perceive you to be the type that studiously avoids oil and/or gasoline products of any sort
    I have a chap called Stephen,
    it's him that would attack,
    he's trained to handle garden tools,
    he's paid to watch my back.
    I saw him once stop a thief,
    (at night he is awake)
    he surprised him with a garden trowel,
    nobbled him with a rake.
  8. Subscriberrookie54
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    25 Sep '18 17:26
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    I have a chap called Stephen,
    it's him that would attack,
    he's trained to handle garden tools,
    he's paid to watch my back.
    I saw him once stop a thief,
    (at night he is awake)
    he surprised him with a garden trowel,
    nobbled him with a rake.
    yer honor,
    the prosecution rests
  9. Standard memberwolfgang59
    Mr. Wolf
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    26 Sep '18 01:19
    Originally posted by @rookie54
    yer honor,
    the prosecution rests
    The Defendant

    About 'alf past three
    I was going for a walk
    When Stephen 'ere, clobbered me,
    With that garden fork.

    And then another blow,
    This time from the rake.
    Followed by a garden 'oe
    Surely some mistake?

    You see I am no robber,
    Can't even make a fist.
    Pajamas were my clobber,
    Cos I'm a somnambulist.
  10. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    26 Sep '18 07:20
    Originally posted by @wolfgang59
    The Defendant

    About 'alf past three
    I was going for a walk
    When Stephen 'ere, clobbered me,
    With that garden fork.

    And then another blow,
    This time from the rake.
    Followed by a garden 'oe
    Surely some mistake?

    You see I am no robber,
    Can't even make a fist.
    Pajamas were my clobber,
    Cos I'm a somnambulist.
    Bravo sir!
  11. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    26 Sep '18 08:03
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    Bravo sir!
    Sir - you were my muse.
  12. Mar-a-Lago
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    26 Sep '18 08:32
    Originally posted by @mister-moggy
    and what do i see ?
    Your wife
  13. Subscriberrookie54
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    26 Sep '18 14:38
    Originally posted by @captain-strange
    Your wife
    don't candy coat it...
  14. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    26 Sep '18 15:22
    Originally posted by @wolfgang59
    Sir - you were my muse.
    Why don't you and goad get a room so you continue with your bro mance! 😛 😉

    -VR
  15. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
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    26 Sep '18 15:22
    Originally posted by @rookie54
    don't candy coat it...
    Jeeze I wonder where you hear that one! 😛


    -VR
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