peeking thru your window

and what do i see ?

Originally posted by @mister-moggy
and what do i see ?

Me getting a baseball bat and heading towards you.

Originally posted by @chaney3
Me getting a baseball bat and heading towards you.

Lightweight.

My preference is always the chainsaw.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Lightweight.

My preference is always the chainsaw.

I hope he doesn't see me in my garage firing up a blow-torch as I position the wood-chipper.

I'd have to go medieval on a prowler. 😛

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Lightweight.

My preference is always the chainsaw.

lol
i perceive you to be the type that studiously avoids oil and/or gasoline products of any sort

Originally posted by @mister-moggy
and what do i see ?

12 gauge shotgun
not loaded with rock salt
when you die
it's gonna be yer fault

Originally posted by @rookie54
lol
i perceive you to be the type that studiously avoids oil and/or gasoline products of any sort

I have a chap called Stephen,
it's him that would attack,
he's trained to handle garden tools,
he's paid to watch my back.
I saw him once stop a thief,
(at night he is awake)
he surprised him with a garden trowel,
nobbled him with a rake.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
I have a chap called Stephen,
it's him that would attack,
he's trained to handle garden tools,
he's paid to watch my back.
I saw him once stop a thief,
(at night he is awake)
he surprised him with a garden trowel,
nobbled him with a rake.

yer honor,
the prosecution rests

Originally posted by @rookie54
yer honor,
the prosecution rests

The Defendant

About 'alf past three
I was going for a walk
When Stephen 'ere, clobbered me,
With that garden fork.

And then another blow,
This time from the rake.
Followed by a garden 'oe
Surely some mistake?

You see I am no robber,
Can't even make a fist.
Pajamas were my clobber,
Cos I'm a somnambulist.

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
The Defendant

About 'alf past three
I was going for a walk
When Stephen 'ere, clobbered me,
With that garden fork.

And then another blow,
This time from the rake.
Followed by a garden 'oe
Surely some mistake?

You see I am no robber,
Can't even make a fist.
Pajamas were my clobber,
Cos I'm a somnambulist.

Bravo sir!

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Bravo sir!

Sir - you were my muse.

Originally posted by @mister-moggy
and what do i see ?

Your wife

Originally posted by @captain-strange
Your wife

don't candy coat it...

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Sir - you were my muse.

Why don't you and goad get a room so you continue with your bro mance! 😛 😉

-VR

Originally posted by @rookie54
don't candy coat it...

Jeeze I wonder where you hear that one! 😛


-VR