25 Sep 18
Originally posted by @mister-moggyMe getting a baseball bat and heading towards you.
and what do i see ?
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25 Sep 18
Originally posted by @chaney3Lightweight.
Me getting a baseball bat and heading towards you.
My preference is always the chainsaw.
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25 Sep 18
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeI hope he doesn't see me in my garage firing up a blow-torch as I position the wood-chipper.
Lightweight.
My preference is always the chainsaw.
I'd have to go medieval on a prowler. 😛
25 Sep 18
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukelol
Lightweight.
My preference is always the chainsaw.
i perceive you to be the type that studiously avoids oil and/or gasoline products of any sort
25 Sep 18
Originally posted by @mister-moggy12 gauge shotgun
and what do i see ?
not loaded with rock salt
when you die
it's gonna be yer fault
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25 Sep 18
Originally posted by @rookie54I have a chap called Stephen,
lol
i perceive you to be the type that studiously avoids oil and/or gasoline products of any sort
it's him that would attack,
he's trained to handle garden tools,
he's paid to watch my back.
I saw him once stop a thief,
(at night he is awake)
he surprised him with a garden trowel,
nobbled him with a rake.
25 Sep 18
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeyer honor,
I have a chap called Stephen,
it's him that would attack,
he's trained to handle garden tools,
he's paid to watch my back.
I saw him once stop a thief,
(at night he is awake)
he surprised him with a garden trowel,
nobbled him with a rake.
the prosecution rests
26 Sep 18
Originally posted by @rookie54The Defendant
yer honor,
the prosecution rests
About 'alf past three
I was going for a walk
When Stephen 'ere, clobbered me,
With that garden fork.
And then another blow,
This time from the rake.
Followed by a garden 'oe
Surely some mistake?
You see I am no robber,
Can't even make a fist.
Pajamas were my clobber,
Cos I'm a somnambulist.
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26 Sep 18
Originally posted by @wolfgang59Bravo sir!
The Defendant
About 'alf past three
I was going for a walk
When Stephen 'ere, clobbered me,
With that garden fork.
And then another blow,
This time from the rake.
Followed by a garden 'oe
Surely some mistake?
You see I am no robber,
Can't even make a fist.
Pajamas were my clobber,
Cos I'm a somnambulist.
Originally posted by @wolfgang59Why don't you and goad get a room so you continue with your bro mance! 😛 😉
Sir - you were my muse.
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