My favorite is, and always will be, the waitress Toni from Tennessee who claimed that a customer stiffed her for a tip and wrote on the check "No tips for you N______."
On a receipt they paid for with a credit card no less.
She did what anyone would do when they were the victim of racial prejudice: she went right to facebook and started asking for money.
In the end, a smart kid from California set up a website "Tips for Toni" and raised 10s of thousands of dollars. Eventually Toni got 14,000.
Turns out, none of this ever happened. Not surprisingly, people who pay with a credit card don't call people the N-word on a receipt that includes their name. (The KKK called itself the 'Invisible Empire' for a reason.)
I am about to come into a lot of money.
A Nigerian Prince emailed me saying his father had recently died and left me 2 million dollars.
Obviously I emailed back with my bank details and PIN.
Any day now I will be jetting orf to Mauritius and laying on a beach quaffing champers and cracking open a lobster.
Farewell chumps (apart from Badge and Seitse)
Originally posted by The GravediggerMeet the new boss, same as the old boss. We don't get fooled again. Hey hey.
I am about to come into a lot of money.
A Nigerian Prince emailed me saying his father had recently died and left me 2 million dollars.
Obviously I emailed back with my bank details and PIN.
Any day now I will be jetting orf to Mauritius and laying on a beach quaffing champers and cracking open a lobster.
Farewell chumps (apart from Badge and Seitse)