16 Dec 09
i could sit down at a round of swiss and play the part of a travolian clown.
the clown part i have down already. to be truly travolian i think i need to kill a cow and put on the skin for pants and then slap my bare knees and yodel.
i could put on a tuxedo and roll in a pile of brie. do they do that at your country club ?
i could just get some rounds of bologna and rap with them by slapping the bologna on ice cold's head. do you think bologna and a hollow head go well together.
i could just go out into a cold place and be a busker on the street with some old chedder. i could make rat noises as i munch on the cheddar and wait for you to throw nickels into th cheddar wrapper.
