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znsho

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01 Jan 09

znsho

Joined: 03 Oct 05
Moves: 86698

01 Jan 09

My girlfriend farts. And, boy, do those farts stink.

How can I stop it? Do charcoal biscuits work? From where can I get remidies?

AThousandYoung

1st Dan TKD Kukkiwon

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Joined: 23 Aug 04
Moves: 26754

01 Jan 09

Originally posted by znsho
My girlfriend farts. And, boy, do those farts stink.

How can I stop it? Do charcoal biscuits work? From where can I get remidies?

Try a butt-plug.

mikelom

Ajarn

Wat?

Joined: 16 Aug 05
Moves: 76863

01 Jan 09

Don't waste your time. Finish with her and get one that doesn't!

Not time for stinkers in this life! 😲 😉

mikelom

Ajarn

Wat?

Joined: 16 Aug 05
Moves: 76863

01 Jan 09

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Try a butt-plug.

Are you sure these farts are generated by her butt? 😲

cashthetrash

PoPeYe

This is embarrasking

Joined: 17 Nov 05
Moves: 44152

01 Jan 09

Originally posted by znsho
My girlfriend farts. And, boy, do those farts stink.

How can I stop it?

Stop feeding her.

znsho

Joined: 03 Oct 05
Moves: 86698

01 Jan 09

Originally posted by mikelom
Are you sure these farts are generated by her butt? 😲

Yes

divegeester

watching in dismay

STARMERGEDDON

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 120562

01 Jan 09

Originally posted by znsho
My girlfriend farts. And, boy, do those farts stink.

How can I stop it? Do charcoal biscuits work? From where can I get remidies?

You had just better hope she doesn't have access to the forum my brave friend....😀

znsho

Joined: 03 Oct 05
Moves: 86698

01 Jan 09

Originally posted by divegeester
You had just better hope she doesn't have access to the forum my brave friend....😀

She does! I like living dangerously.

ivan2908

SelfProclaimedTitler

Joined: 06 Feb 06
Moves: 23543

01 Jan 09

Originally posted by znsho
She does! I like living dangerously.

Obviously.

patchdog

Joined: 25 Dec 08
Moves: 1747

02 Jan 09

said a pic of her arse

sasquatch672

Don't Like It Leave

Walking the earth.

Joined: 13 Oct 04
Moves: 50664

02 Jan 09

Originally posted by znsho
My girlfriend farts. And, boy, do those farts stink.

How can I stop it? Do charcoal biscuits work? From where can I get remidies?

Get a new girlfriend. There are some things you just can't put out of your mind. A girlfriend who clears a room with her stink is one of them. I couldn't ever get back in the rack with her. That would just be it for me.

smw6869

Granny

Parts Unknown

Joined: 19 Jan 07
Moves: 73159

02 Jan 09

Originally posted by znsho
My girlfriend farts. And, boy, do those farts stink.

How can I stop it? Do charcoal biscuits work? From where can I get remidies?

Try this: http://www.beanogas.com/
Or call the police.

GRANNY.

MissOleum

Joined: 31 Jan 07
Moves: 93899

02 Jan 09

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Originally posted by znsho
My girlfriend farts. And, boy, do those farts stink.

Charcoal doesn't work in most cases. Take up jogging/marathon running and get her to join you. Tactfully discourage her from eating fatty meats, cheese and beans. Good luck!

sasquatch672

Don't Like It Leave

Walking the earth.

Joined: 13 Oct 04
Moves: 50664

02 Jan 09

Originally posted by MissOleum
Charcoal doesn't work in most cases. Take up jogging/marathon running and get her to join you. Tactfully discourage her from eating fatty meats, cheese and beans. Good luck!

No way. She has to know that that's foul. In this day and age, that's just a sign of disrespect. I don't fart around my wife; that kind of thing destroys the attraction to a person. I say put her on the next scheduled rocket sled to the curb.

YEAH BOY

Madison Square Garde

Joined: 03 Jan 06
Moves: 240017

03 Jan 09

Originally posted by mikelom
Are you sure these farts are generated by her butt? 😲

If not then she's a keeper