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My girlfriend farts. And, boy, do those farts stink.

How can I stop it? Do charcoal biscuits work? From where can I get remidies?

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Originally posted by znsho
My girlfriend farts. And, boy, do those farts stink.

How can I stop it? Do charcoal biscuits work? From where can I get remidies?
Try a butt-plug.

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Don't waste your time. Finish with her and get one that doesn't!

Not time for stinkers in this life! 😲 😉

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Try a butt-plug.
Are you sure these farts are generated by her butt? 😲

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Originally posted by znsho
My girlfriend farts. And, boy, do those farts stink.

How can I stop it?
Stop feeding her.

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Originally posted by mikelom
Are you sure these farts are generated by her butt? 😲
Yes

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She does! I like living dangerously.

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Originally posted by znsho
She does! I like living dangerously.
Obviously.

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said a pic of her arse

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Originally posted by znsho
My girlfriend farts. And, boy, do those farts stink.

How can I stop it? Do charcoal biscuits work? From where can I get remidies?
Get a new girlfriend. There are some things you just can't put out of your mind. A girlfriend who clears a room with her stink is one of them. I couldn't ever get back in the rack with her. That would just be it for me.

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Originally posted by znsho
My girlfriend farts. And, boy, do those farts stink.

How can I stop it? Do charcoal biscuits work? From where can I get remidies?
Try this: http://www.beanogas.com/
Or call the police.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by znsho
My girlfriend farts. And, boy, do those farts stink.
Charcoal doesn't work in most cases. Take up jogging/marathon running and get her to join you. Tactfully discourage her from eating fatty meats, cheese and beans. Good luck!

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Originally posted by MissOleum
Charcoal doesn't work in most cases. Take up jogging/marathon running and get her to join you. Tactfully discourage her from eating fatty meats, cheese and beans. Good luck!
No way. She has to know that that's foul. In this day and age, that's just a sign of disrespect. I don't fart around my wife; that kind of thing destroys the attraction to a person. I say put her on the next scheduled rocket sled to the curb.

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Originally posted by mikelom
Are you sure these farts are generated by her butt? 😲
If not then she's a keeper