Pet Hates

When sachets don't have a little slit where it says open here.

Originally posted by FMF
When sachets don't have a little slit where it says open here.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
It's a cruel world, isn't it?

I hate to think about it.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
I hate to think about it.

Anything where moderation is recommended.

Originally posted by Kewpie
Anything where moderation is recommended.

Motorcyclists wearing flip-flops.

Originally posted by FMF
Motorcyclists wearing flip-flops.

What's all this about pet hates? Nobody should hate a pet. They depend on us for love.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Do you like fireworks?

I have a list here somewhere...

1) Conservatives. Right tossers, they are, and likely 'cause they can't toss right.
2) Winter. Gets on my tits like alligator clips, it does.
3) Creationists. Look at any metamorphic rock and it just screams "I'm millions of years old."
4) Astrology. Uranus has much less to do with your destiny than the butt munch in the car ahead of you.
5) A hidden cardamom in my Indian food. It is not pleasant to bite into a cardamom pod.
6) Baseball caps worn backward. It's not rebellious anymore. It's a practice that is now so longstanding that junior is doing what his dad used to do. Ho hum -- get original.

boy racers in puny little cars pimped up to look like a refrigerator on wheels with big giant exhausts that make it sound like its really powerful when its only like 1.2 litre engine that think they have a mobile disco rather than a car.

People who offer to remember me in their prayers.

people attempting to strike a conversation when i am reading a book.