Phlabibit's Big BBQ

Originally posted by HandyAndy
There are direct flights to Rhode Island (T.F. Green Airport) from London. I could pick him up on my way down to your place from Pawtucket.

Aug. 22 is good.

WOW, I thought they didn't go or get overseas.

Good eye Andy.

Hope the 22nd is fine for you, seems my girl was born in August, not September like my boy.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Miracle Whip? Only if you bring your own GAHHBAGE!~

That stuff is disgusting.

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Agreed. I hate miracle whip.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Will there be Miracle Whip there?

Of course.

Miracle Whip is the official condiment of the state of Rhode Island.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
WOW, I thought they didn't go or get overseas.

Good eye Andy.

Hope the 22nd is fine for you, seems my girl was born in August, not September like my boy.

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More folks celebrate their birthdays in August than in any other month. Me too (Aug. 27).

And yes, the planes do get overseas these days. And they don't have propellers anymore. 😲

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Agreed. I hate miracle whip.

Nothing as bad as visiting someone for lunch and they ask if you want Mayo... only to ruin your sandwich with Miracle WIPE!~

For the love of God, it's not Mayo!

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
There are direct flights to Rhode Island (T.F. Green Airport) from London. I could pick him up on my way down to your place from Pawtucket.

Aug. 22 is good.

Rec'd... Resourceful Andy, the right man on the job!

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Nothing as bad as visiting someone for lunch and they ask if you want Mayo... only to ruin your sandwich with Miracle WIPE!~

For the love of God, it's not Mayo!

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Truly. More like mayople syrludge if you ask me. Their latest ad campaign also sucks serious ballz. I can't seriously consider the choice of Miracle Whip over mayonnaise to be a courageous expression of individuality, no matter how many skinny hipster shills they Twitter at me.

Originally posted by PBE6
Truly. More like mayople syrludge if you ask me. Their latest ad campaign also sucks serious ballz. I can't seriously consider the choice of Miracle Whip over mayonnaise to be a courageous expression of individuality, no matter how many skinny hipster shills they Twitter at me.

I thought I was the only one who noticed this. How pathetic does a sandwich spread have to be if it needs to appeal directly to the brain-damaged slacker demographic?

Originally posted by Fleabitten
I thought I was the only one who noticed this. How pathetic does a sandwich spread have to be if it needs to appeal directly to the brain-damaged slacker demographic?

I hereby decree that no sandwich spread IS, WAS, or EVAR SHALL BE~ cool, especially one as crappy as Miracle Whip. Do you HEAR ME, KRAFT?!? 😠

If anyone ever witnesses the following exchange, call me so I can get my affairs in order before the 7 seals of hell break open:

"Dude, do you have any sandwich spreads? My hoagie's lookin' a little wilty..."

"Dude! I totally have some Miracle Whip!"

"Wicked, maaahn!"

(*insert high-five here)

Originally posted by Phlabibit
[b]Location: New England
Date: August first or 15th, help decide!~
Requirements: Hat, Umbrella, Chess Set, Food or Drinks
Time: All day and late into the night

For those willing to stay late
Sleeping Requirements: Tent or Cardboard Box, Sleeping Bag or Burlap Bag, Comfies or Footsie Pajamas.

Day Includes: ...[text shortened]... all willing to make it to South Western Rhode Island pipe up and we'll figure it out.

Phil-[/b]

If I showed up you'd all see how nice a guy I am...can't let that happen.

Originally posted by uzless
If I showed up you'd all see how nice a guy I am...can't let that happen.

Ah, another Canadian Must for the BBQ

Originally posted by uzless
If I showed up you'd all see how nice a guy I am...can't let that happen.

Bring Darvlay to counteract that problem.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Bring Darvlay to counteract that problem.

Darv has flatly refused the invite right to my FACE!~. He even spit on me a little bit while he was talking. It was that kind of refusal.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Ah, another Canadian Must for the BBQ

You're going to BBQ uzless? Ew! No one told me that Canadian Bacon was made out of Canadians!

Originally posted by pawnhandler
You're going to BBQ uzless? Ew! No one told me that Canadian Bacon was made out of Canadians!

Canadians have a sweet maple-smoked taste.. unlike Americans who smell of ranch dressing and gravy.

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