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Originally posted by darvlay
Who wants to be my phone pal? If you're lonely or just need someone to talk to, call me up and we can chat like a couple of 14 year old girls. I promise I'll have my pants on the whole time.
I'll bet this has something to do with Gmail's new free phone-call service.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Who wants to be my phone pal? If you're lonely or just need someone to talk to, call me up and we can chat like a couple of 14 year old girls. I promise I'll have my pants on the whole time.
you didn't say:

and i promise i'll have them on my legs and not my head.

and i promise i'll have my fly zipped.

and i promise my cuffs will be around my ankles and not around somewhere else.

and i promise no convenient holes will be present on my pants (including the holes in fishnet).

and i promise i won't be sitting on or anywhere adjacent to a dryer or washing machine under operation.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Typically I like to talk about sports, music, racial and social injustices, history, comedy, relationships, family, work, pet peeves and people who I can't stand.

I don't like to discuss religion and politics.

I definitely know how to "chat it up". You would be in good hands in an intimate conversation with me.
I'm sure. 🙂 I'd try to put my coolest face on.



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Originally posted by Phlabibit
First off, I know about Noodling through watching "Dirty Jobs". I myself am not and will never be 'bait'.

My avatar is simple. When I use 'reply' the avatar is pointing to important information for forum users to view.

When I use 'reply and quote' it is likely pointing to stupied information.

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