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Phrases which only work in certain circumstances

Phrases which only work in certain circumstances

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"You like to play golf doctor?"

- Proctology exam

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This should get interesting 🤔

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Heard in an elevator,
'Don't worry its not infectious'.

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"Cold gun."

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@moonbus said
"Cold gun."
😄 genius

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That’s not my belly button.
That’s not my finger.

🤔😲

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"Just slather it liberally with butter" - in the kitchen, not in the bedroom. (Better stick with chocolate sauce.)

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'Do you want stuffing'

Only use when serving Christmas dinner

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I'll change the first three to six for your continued education. Slow learners need extra help.

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“Now, I seem to recall from my freshman year anatomy exam . . . ”


Not in the middle of brain surgery.