Phrases which only work in certain circumstances

“Ram it home”

Never when using a cotton bud.

“That was a genuine compliment”

Never when using a snark

“I’m a medical health professional”

Never when trying to pull, nor when trying to impress in an online forum.

"You like to play golf doctor?"

- Proctology exam

@divegeester said
“I’m a medical health professional”

Never when trying to pull,nor when trying to impress in an online forum.

Heard in an elevator,
'Don't worry its not infectious'.

"Cold gun."

@moonbus said
"Cold gun."

That’s not my belly button.
That’s not my finger.

🤔😲

"Just slather it liberally with butter" - in the kitchen, not in the bedroom. (Better stick with chocolate sauce.)

'Do you want stuffing'

Only use when serving Christmas dinner

@Gambrel

The famous 5 whom I listed in your “I can’t hall but notice” observational Thread 190875, have all now thumbed down the first three of my posts here.

Probably seen as a punishment for my slapping around the sacred cow @Relentless Double-Down in my EPL thread.

@divegeester said
@Gambrel

The famous 5 whom I listed in your “I can’t hall but notice” observational Thread 190875, have all now thumbed down the first three of my posts here.

Probably seen as a punishment for slapping around the sacred cow @Relentless Double-Down in my EPL thread.

@relentless-red said
I'll change the first three to six for your continued education. Slow learners need extra help.

“Now, I seem to recall from my freshman year anatomy exam . . . ”


Not in the middle of brain surgery.