Pickup lines

Originally posted by Grand Master Supreme
Wouldn't dare ask where you're from - but 10 miles from each other? I'm in NZ.

Yes, but you go home to Wales on the weekends ....

Originally posted by Kewpie
Yes, but you go home to Wales on the weekends ....

only in dreamland sadly

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Hey, GMS, maybe it's just not in some guys to be 'chessy'. I've found that thinking women prefer candor. Without it, no chemistry. Without chemistry, no rapport. Without rapport, no trust. Without trust, no loyalty. Without loyalty, forget it.

So what would you follow 'Hi' up with?

There are no hot girls on this site.

Originally posted by Grand Master Supreme

So what would you follow 'Hi' up with?

Great question. First and foremost, there'd be an easy eyelock (at least on my part). If she looked glazed or down at her nails or into space, I'd smile and glide away. If she returned it, I'd quietly ask if she was waiting for someone. If, 'Yes', I'd still offer to keep her company during the wait (especially if the venue was crowded or rowdy).

If, 'No I'm alone', I'd say, "Mine's Bobby with Colgate Palmolive in Boston. New Zealand's one of my favorite trips". If the attraction's mutual, it'll show in her non-verbal gestures. If negative, we'd engage in small talk for a few minutes (a few open ended questions, mostly listening), then ease it along to wishing her a pleasant evening. If positive, (to be continued)

1Originally posted by Grand Master Supreme
What are the cheesiest pick-up lines?

yo mine woman! 😵

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
yo mine woman! 😵

& then take them for a ball & chain fitting?

Originally posted by Grand Master Supreme
& then take them for a ball & chain fitting?

woa, kinky, respect dude!😵

Do you like Stilton?

Originally posted by Grand Master Supreme
So what would you follow 'Hi' up with?

A hi is usually followed by a lo......................🙁

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
A hi is usually followed by a lo......................🙁

😴

Originally posted by Grand Master Supreme
😴

what about

resistance is futile! 😵