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stellspalfie

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after a 12 round fight with pig flu, my body although badly beaten stood firm and looked down over the crumpled corpse of the sneaky, rabbit punching, horse shoe in the gloves pig flu. i had it taken down in 48hrs with no government provided drugs to help, just the odd painkiller to take the edge off.
after reading the national papers in the uk, im led to belive im the only known human survivor to date. i must be the next step evolution or maybe its not as bad as the papers say, im leaning towards the first.

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
after a 12 round fight with pig flu, my body although badly beaten stood firm and looked down over the crumpled corpse of the sneaky, rabbit punching, horse shoe in the gloves pig flu. i had it taken down in 48hrs with no government provided drugs to help, just the odd painkiller to take the edge off.
after reading the national papers in the uk, im led ...[text shortened]... the next step evolution or maybe its not as bad as the papers say, im leaning towards the first.
If I may be so bold as to ask, pray tell what is the thrust of the right honorable gentleman's initial post in an otherwise interesting thread?

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the initial thrust is a traditional english football (soccer) score of 0-1 or one - nil to me and three points in the bag, back of the net. victory!!!! or if you were asking me my motavation to post it is the general hysteria in the uk thats gripping the nation, my wifes had it pretty bad and says it was only slightly worse than normal flu, funnily enough the drugs the doctor gave her made her feel worse than before. the side effects on the box said might cause sickness, head aches and diarrhoea......mmmnn much better than a snotty nose.

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
the initial thrust is a traditional english football (soccer) score of 0-1 or one - nil to me and three points in the bag, back of the net. victory!!!! or if you were asking me my motavation to post it is the general hysteria in the uk thats gripping the nation, my wifes had it pretty bad and says it was only slightly worse than normal flu, funnily enou ...[text shortened]... x said might cause sickness, head aches and diarrhoea......mmmnn much better than a snotty nose.
You fleshed it out, kind sir. You most certainly are an honorable gentleman, dealing with adversity in a relaxed and commendable way.


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Originally posted by stellspalfie
after a 12 round fight with pig flu, my body although badly beaten stood firm and looked down over the crumpled corpse of the sneaky, rabbit punching, horse shoe in the gloves pig flu. i had it taken down in 48hrs with no government provided drugs to help, just the odd painkiller to take the edge off.
after reading the national papers in the uk, im led ...[text shortened]... the next step evolution or maybe its not as bad as the papers say, im leaning towards the first.
you were actually diagnosed by a doctor to have pig flu?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
You fleshed it out, kind sir. You most certainly are an honorable gentleman, dealing with adversity in a relaxed and commendable way.


-Bobby


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let me guess. you went to a hypnotist for one of those 'past life regression' trips, travelled back a couple of centuries, discovered that in a past life you had been a comfortably well-off social-climbing gay tea merchant, and fled out of his office before he could bring you out of the trance?

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Originally posted by Blackamp
you were actually diagnosed by a doctor to have pig flu?
don't be silly. in england they've opened up call centers as people with a cold (sorry, suspected swine flu) aren't allowed to see their gp in fear of spreading their cold. this of course has led to the dramatic increase of '100,000' new cases of 'swine flu' in just a week.

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
funnily enough the drugs the doctor gave her made her feel worse than before. the side effects on the box said might cause sickness, head aches and diarrhoea......mmmnn much better than a snotty nose.
So, by your reasoning, someone with a little evil cancer bubble should not take medicine or chemotherapy. That stuff makes you feel way more sick, your hair starts falling out, its awefull.
Better leave the cancer there, comfortable quietly growing...
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till you die.

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
maybe its not as bad as the papers say
The papers do overreact...like pretty much every media.
But I do expect the number of cases to rise when winter comes.

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Originally posted by zozozozo
So, by your reasoning, someone with a little evil cancer bubble should not take medicine or chemotherapy. That stuff makes you feel way more sick, your hair starts falling out, its awefull.
Better leave the cancer there, comfortable quietly growing...
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till you die.
no, my reasoning was regarding the flu, not something as deeply distressing as cancer. in the same way me not putting a plaster on a cut is not mocking people for getting treatment when they sevre a major artery, im also not mocking people with swine flu for taking medication, it was an attempt (probably poorly) to mock the media hysteria around it.

come on zozozoozzozooz, to pick up the logic of one situation and drop it down in another and then try to draw comparisons, with the tenuous link of both situations being medical is pretty weak, thats the cheap kinda shot we expect of politicians not from us dead bright chess lads and lasses.

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
no, my reasoning was regarding the flu, not something as deeply distressing as cancer. in the same way me not putting a plaster on a cut is not mocking people for getting treatment when they sevre a major artery, im also not mocking people with swine flu for taking medication, it was an attempt (probably poorly) to mock the media hysteria around it.

...[text shortened]... ats the cheap kinda shot we expect of politicians not from us dead bright chess lads and lasses.
You were also mocking the medicine the doctor gave your wife. Stating they did more bad then good.
I was disagreeing with that aspect of your post (the part I quoted). My comparison was obviously extreme for more effect.

It didnt even have to link with the possible lethality of diseases. I could have said:

Yesterday my car was broke, and I fixed it, but my hands got all dirty. So if my car goes broke today ill just leave it like that.

And I like to be political correct:p

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Originally posted by zozozozo
You were also mocking the medicine the doctor gave your wife. Stating they did more bad then good.
I was disagreeing with that aspect of your post (the part I quoted). My comparison was obviously extreme for more effect.

It didnt even have to link with the possible lethality of diseases. I could have said:

Yesterday my car was broke, and I fixed it, ...[text shortened]... if my car goes broke today ill just leave it like that.

And I like to be political correct:p
Oh dear.

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Originally posted by zozozozo
You were also mocking the medicine the doctor gave your wife. Stating they did more bad then good.
I was disagreeing with that aspect of your post (the part I quoted). My comparison was obviously extreme for more effect.

It didnt even have to link with the possible lethality of diseases. I could have said:

Yesterday my car was broke, and I fixed it, ...[text shortened]... if my car goes broke today ill just leave it like that.

And I like to be political correct:p
I hope an angry, torch carrying mob gathers outside your house!

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
after a 12 round fight with pig flu, my body although badly beaten stood firm and looked down over the crumpled corpse of the sneaky, rabbit punching, horse shoe in the gloves pig flu. i had it taken down in 48hrs with no government provided drugs to help, just the odd painkiller to take the edge off.
after reading the national papers in the uk, im led ...[text shortened]... the next step evolution or maybe its not as bad as the papers say, im leaning towards the first.
48 hours - bluddy hell 1/2 a bottle of good malt and it's dead within the hour.

z
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Originally posted by Woodgie
I hope an angry, torch carrying mob gathers outside your house!
Theyve been here for 3 or so years now.

Im afraid to go out...


But really, whats wrong with being a little political correct once in a while?

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