cry me a river...

Has anyone seen my pants?

@Patzering

knowing you, sir, it is pantaloons and not pants.

Same thing!
Help me find them!

@Patzering

no, not the same thing.

your are red with lace at the bottom.

So you have seen them!

@Patzering

mi6 has a compleat dossier on your activities.

I know...
The picture is horrible.
I've asked them to use a better picture but they won't ☹️

@Patzering

Feel free to post a better picture to your RHP profile banner.

@patzering said
Has anyone seen my pants?

@patzering said
I know...
The picture is horrible.
I've asked them to use a better picture but they won't ☹️

@the-gravedigger said
You were wearing them in the bar last night.
Over your head, while dancing on a bar stool.
Quite an impressive sight.