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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
And never play chess while trampolining.
Especially when trampolining next to an active volcano.

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@Very-Rusty said
@Ghost,
The proper thing would have been to given you an apology
I would have gone with some garlic air-freshener followed by a flame-thrower.

Let's not forget that Ghost seemed to have formed a club specifically to exclude you (and that I advocated for your inclusion), and now I seem to be the excluded one.

Can you guess the reason?

Thank you, all you huddling Ghost-lickers, you.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
9. Never play chess while diving with sharks
I support this initiative.

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@Arkturos said
I'm a paranoid man who lived like a spy within his own family and you have amused yourself by playing such games with me?!!!
You need to tidy up your front garden (yard); it’s like a scene from Deliverance.

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@diver said
I support this initiative.
You inspired that one. 🙂

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@Arkturos said
I would have gone with some garlic air-freshener followed by a flame-thrower.

Let's not forget that Ghost seemed to have formed a club specifically to exclude you (and that I advocated for your inclusion), and now I seem to be the excluded one.

Can you guess the reason?

Thank you, all you huddling Ghost-lickers, you.
Snowflake.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Some caveats to the new RHP tagline:

1. Do not play chess while driving a tractor
2. Do not play chess during a formal interview
3. Do not play chess tomorrow during your Valentine's Day meal

4.......
"Do not play chess while operating machinery," would cover most cases, including tractors and chainsaws. It would also cover virtual machines, such chess-engines.

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Do not play chess during a bungee jump.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Do not play chess during a bungee jump.
I remember my father once saying to me, "don't ever point a loaded gun at anything if you don't intend to pull the trigger."

I mean, some things are just common sense, right ?







Oh, wait, this is an RHP forum .....

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Do not play chess in the eye of a hurricane

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Do not play chess in the eye of a hurricane
lol
pick the ONE calm spot inna hurricane to not play chess