Please do me a favor

Can you confirm that Adele is fat, please? Or is it just my eyes failing?

Confused.

Originally posted by Seitse
Can you confirm that Adele is fat, please? Or is it just my eyes failing?

Confused.

What are you doing? Just sitting around waiting for the fat lady to sing? 😉

Originally posted by josephw
What are you doing? Just sitting around waiting for the fat lady to sing? 😉

... or lose weight...?

Could she be perhaps the most famous fat female in modern music history?

Puzzled.

Originally posted by Seitse
Could she be perhaps the most famous fat female in modern music history?

Puzzled.

Are you forgetting Kate Smith?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Are you forgetting Kate Smith?

Who is Kate Smith? Is she a ham planet, a snorlax, or a naughty avocado?

Also, remember, I'm half your age, pops, which means 45. So, any bird
born after 1970 does not count as modern.

Originally posted by Seitse
So, any bird born after 1970 does not count as modern.

She was born in 1907.

YouTube

Originally posted by HandyAndy
She was born in 1907.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEJo7x9y3D4

So... your sister by any chance?

Boy, she was a fart zeppelin! 😲

P.S. and what a crappy song.

Originally posted by Seitse
P.S. and what a crappy song.

Pearls before swine.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Pearls before swine.

Nah, don't confuse musical prowess with some leper state's pseudosentimental hyperbole.

Originally posted by Seitse
Nah, don't confuse musical prowess with some leper state's pseudosentimental hyperbole.

#notgonnasayit #notgonnagothere

Originally posted by Seitse
Nah, don't confuse musical prowess with some leper state's pseudosentimental hyperbole.

Pseudo this, campesino!

Originally posted by HandyAndy
campesino!

Do you think "farmer" is an insult?

How revealing. Tell us more. Do you hate their smell of sweat, rugged
hands, and unsophisticated manners? Or is it that they don't dig Liberace?

Originally posted by Seitse
Do you think "farmer" is an insult?

How revealing. Tell us more. Do you hate their smell of sweat, rugged
hands, and unsophisticated manners? Or is it that they don't dig Liberace?

That describes me to a tee. 😉

Originally posted by josephw
That describes me to a tee. 😉

You and Seitse make a fine pair.