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Jesus H.Christ,just kill me.

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Bummer. I'd send hot tea if I thought it'd help. Or my mother's version -- hot tea with Southern Comfort. Get the germs drunk.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Jesus H.Christ,just kill me.
Bad luck, he's dead. Try asking someone else.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Jesus H.Christ,just kill me.
Calm down, calm down! Take a deep breath...

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Originally posted by reader1107
Bummer. I'd send hot tea if I thought it'd help. Or my mother's version -- hot tea with Southern Comfort. Get the germs drunk.
I have been getting the germs really really stoned.That hasn't worked. ๐Ÿ™

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Calm down, calm down! Take a deep breath...
OK....OUCH!!! ...smart ass. ๐Ÿ˜ 

Edit: Whoever rec'd Daemons post....you sadistic SOB๐Ÿ˜ 

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Talk about idiots.I called a doctor and he said he would treat my disease.I admit I am not at ease ,but why treat the disease?
Why not mistreat the disease,and make it mad so it will leave??

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Talk about idiots.I called a doctor and he said he would treat my disease.I admit I am not at ease ,but why [b] treat the disease?
Why not mistreat the disease,and make it mad so it will leave??[/b]
Pleurisy likes it rough ๐Ÿ˜‰

Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.

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It isn't the pain while breathing that is bad,it's the pain when I move my arm.It feels like needles in my back and shoulder.Fortunately it is my meat hook hand.

Edit:I didn't mean a prosthetic hand,I'm a meat cutter and I use a meat hook in my left hand.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Jesus H.Christ,just kill me.
My wife says it hurts when you breath.

Finish the meds, and do a lot of caughing is what she adds.

She's pretty sure that's what it is she says now.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
My wife says it hurts when you breath.

Finish the meds, and do a lot of caughing is what she adds.

She's pretty sure that's what it is she says now.

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My wife says I'm a wimp.What does she know?She doesn't even know what en passant is.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
My wife says I'm a wimp.What does she know?She doesn't even know what en passant is.
My wife just asked me what castling is!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Our wives should read the FAQ ๐Ÿ˜ž

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
My wife just asked me what castling is!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Our wives should read the FAQ ๐Ÿ˜ž
Or post in the help forum.
(This is a lame attempt at humor,,, don't post questions before you read FAQ)

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Or post in the help forum.
(This is a lame attempt at humor,,, don't post questions before you read FAQ)
You don't need to point humor out to me! You need to tell me when something isn't funny, so I don't end up laughing at short people reaching for stuff on the top shelf at the market.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
so I don't end up laughing at short people reaching for stuff on the top shelf at the market.

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But why? It is funny. Or at least it use to be before they started making all the shelves so darn high. ๐Ÿ™