@fornichessate removed their quoted postIf the hair on your face looks like the hair on your butt - God, you must be ugly.
@fornichessate removed their quoted postSorry
It was a bum post
I nose nothing about you
I hope it didn't crack you up too much
Actually, thinking about your hairy bum is in fact, hair raising
OK - that was a crap comment
@happy-chappy saidDon't do this world.
Place a little cigarette lighter under 1 nostril at a time and sniff. Do it quick. Works a treat.
@Great-Big-Stees saidOr Mumsnet.
Your brain must be working nonstop. How do you come up with these thread suggestions? Do you use AI?