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My PM box is nearly full, so please only send one message... not several messages based on multiple complaints. They will be answered in the order I received them.

Thank you for your patience.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
My PM box is nearly full, so please only send one message... not several messages based on multiple complaints. They will be answered in the order I received them.

Thank you for your patience.
I've switched my PMs over to my voice mail. Now they get a recoded message "We're sorry, but Axis is out hunting and smells blood, he'll get back with you after the kill is dressed and processed. 😛


Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I've switched my PMs over to my voice mail. Now they get a recoded message "We're sorry, but Axis is out hunting and smells blood, he'll get back with you after the kill is dressed and processed. 😛
I met this guy in my anger management class that has a phone message that goes like this:

Hello..... long pause

I'm glad you called..... Long pause

Please leave me a name and a phone number where I can reach you and I'll call as soon as I can. Have a great day.

So I call up.

Hello....

"Hey dirt bag! You got a lot of nerve with the crap you spewed tonight!"

I'm glad you called....

"Yeah tuff guy? You'll be sorry next time I see you!"

Please leave me a name and a phone number where I can reach you and I'll call as soon as I can. Have a great day.

By that time I calmed down, and just hung up.


Originally posted by Phlabibit
I met this guy in my anger management class that has a phone message that goes like this:

Hello..... long pause

I'm glad you called..... Long pause

Please leave me a name and a phone number where I can reach you and I'll call as soon as I can. Have a great day.

So I call up.

Hello....

"Hey dirt bag! You got a lot of nerve with the crap ...[text shortened]... l as soon as I can. Have a great day.

By that time I calmed down, and just hung up.
My picture of you getting angry is sitting in a corner sucking on your thumb! 😛


Originally posted by Very Rusty
My picture of you getting angry is sitting in a corner sucking on your thumb! 😛
You forgot to mention that the recording starts after the dude is finished his little non-conversation, anything phalb says before then is just phlab talking to himself... that's an anger management fail if you ask me. If no one asks it still is... just to clarify.


Originally posted by Very Rusty
My picture of you getting angry is sitting in a corner sucking on your thumb! 😛
meh

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Originally posted by Trev33
You forgot to mention that the recording starts after the dude is finished his little non-conversation, anything phalb says before then is just phlab talking to himself... that's an anger management fail if you ask me. If no one asks it still is... just to clarify.
Isn't talking to your self a sign of being nuts, or money in the bank? 😉

Anyways later...I've things to do, places to go, people to see!


Whenever I feel angry
I hold my head erect
And whistle a happy tune
So no one will suspect
I'm an-g-ry.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Whenever I feel angry
I hold my head erect
And whistle a happy tune
So no one will suspect
I'm an-g-ry.
When I'm angry I punch a wall. I used to punch people but that got me into trouble with the police so after my tenth person (and 9th time in jail) I was convinced to maybe hit nonliving things and it seemed to work. Well I don't spend as much time in the cells anyway.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
My PM box is nearly full, so please only send one message... not several messages based on multiple complaints. They will be answered in the order I received them.

Thank you for your patience.
I'm still waiting on delivery of Package B.


Originally posted by Great Big Stees
When I'm angry I punch a wall. I used to punch people but that got me into trouble with the police so after my tenth person (and 9th time in jail) I was convinced to maybe hit nonliving things and it seemed to work. Well I don't spend as much time in the cells anyway.
You sound like a Gangsta or a wanna be gangsta. 😛

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
When I'm angry I punch a wall. I used to punch people but that got me into trouble with the police so after my tenth person (and 9th time in jail) I was convinced to maybe hit nonliving things and it seemed to work. Well I don't spend as much time in the cells anyway.
Do NOT punch stucco walls!!
I learned that the hard way. 😞

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Do NOT punch stucco walls!!
I learned that the hard way. 😞
I believe you can get a good punching bag for a couple hundred bucks!

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
When I'm angry I punch a wall. I used to punch people but that got me into trouble with the police so after my tenth person (and 9th time in jail) I was convinced to maybe hit nonliving things and it seemed to work. Well I don't spend as much time in the cells anyway.
I broke a bone in my hand when i was 17 in a dance hall on Friday night, and it taught me a valuable lesson....kick instead.

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