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can women get permanent pmt cos my missus is driving me batty?

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Originally posted by redbadger
can women get permanent pmt cos my missus is driving me batty?
I have a friend called Michael. He says PMT stands for poor Michael time.

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I've heard their periods attract bears.

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Originally posted by redbadger
can women get permanent pmt cos my missus is driving me batty?
I don't really know you or your better half. But I suspect the woman is a saint. I mean if you're like this at home and she puts up with you then all hail Saint Mrs. Badger. 🙂
Happy Father's Day Badger dude too. 😀

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Originally posted by redbadger
can women get permanent pmt cos my missus is driving me batty?
What about the andropause?

Viva les hormones!!!

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Originally posted by redbadger
can women get permanent pmt cos my missus is driving me batty?
Not sure what you mean by PMT.

I'm guessing it's the same as what's known here as PMS.

And women wouldn't get PMS if it weren't for men. I mean, dealing with the 'messy stuff' is one thing, but one of the most 'messy', is men.

He: "Want to go out for a quick lunch?"
She: "No, I'm sorry, I'm not feeling very well today."
He: "We don't even have to stay long, just a quick run down to the..."
She: "I SAID NO!!" (glower)

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Wow, tough crowd.

Sheesh.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Not sure what you mean by PMT.
T is for tension, obviously an understatement in many cases.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
T is for tension, obviously an understatement in many cases.
My guesses were:

Trauma
Tornado
Terror
Tribulation
Torment

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Not sure what you mean by PMT.

I'm guessing it's the same as what's known here as PMS.

And women wouldn't get PMS if it weren't for men. I mean, dealing with the 'messy stuff' is one thing, but one of the most 'messy', is men.

He: "Want to go out for a quick lunch?"
She: "No, I'm sorry, I'm not feeling very well today."
He: "We don't even have to stay long, just a quick run down to the..."
She: "I SAID NO!!" (glower)
Peg Bundy: "Do you have PMS?"
Marcy: "No."
Peg Bundy: "Get it!"

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Originally posted by redbadger
can women get permanent pmt cos my missus is driving me batty?
Not permanent but can last up to 28 days.

Tip: being nice helps.

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Not permanent but can last up to 28 days.

Tip: being nice helps.
Usually only 14 days max.

You do know how the women's parts work, right?