I think there was a poetry thread started sometime ago, but it's never bad to start a new one of those. Solid.
Here's a little ditty I put together without much thought:
Tripping amongst the daisys,
I bit a buttercup.
And when it poured its dew out,
Tuna Fish Sandwich.
I gathered my composure,
and strode with chin held high.
I threshed between the thistle brush,
Baked Alaska.
On high, on hill, on yonder stare,
I spied a maiden, fair as where
I left my boots long hanging there,
Snake Soup.
She swayed with sweet soft zephyr breeze
atop the mountain, stone and trees.
I fell and cried upon my knees,
Kit Kat. T-Bone.
I'm sure you can all do better. Let's hear 'em!!!
You can't get any better than that!
*snaps fingers.
Ok, here's my shot at the title....
Happy Faces
I smile at you, and you smile back.
Now we both are happy,
Like street thugs smoking crack.
Here comes Mr. Grumpy Puss
Fresh out of his bed,
If he doesn't smile soon,
I'll punch him in his head!
Happy Faces Happy Faces
Happy Every Day!
Happy Faces make me gay, in an 1890's kind of way.
P
Originally posted by Phlabibit<snap> <snap>
You can't get any better than that!
*snaps fingers.
Ok, here's my shot at the title....
[b]Happy Faces
I smile at you, and you smile back.
Now we both are happy,
Like street thugs smoking crack.
Here comes Mr. Grumpy Puss
Fresh out of his bed,
If he doesn't smile soon,
I'll punch him in his head!
Happy Faces Happy Faces
Happy Every Day!
Happy Faces make me gay, in an 1890's kind of way.
P[/b]
Inspired by Happy Faces:
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,
Saturday, what a day,
Rockin all week with you.
These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days.
Try the fish.
Fin
Originally posted by PBE6Here are some snaps for you, in Haiku form!
A Haiku, for our Japanese brothers:
Red Hot Pawn forum,
Effervescent, full of posts,
Insert spring theme here.
<snap snap snap snap snap
snap snap snap snap snap sanap snap
snap snap snap snap snap!>
Here is one I made up for spring.
Spring Weather (an Haiku by Phlabibit)
Sunday was first day
We had some sleet, but no snow
Will snow Thursday, crap.
P
Inspired by bowling mentor, Mr.700 - Phlabibit
Rev it up - by Joe 285, a.k.a. "Joe Fist"
Ahem
Down the five board he would play
"Rev it up", he heard them say
The center boards layered with oil
So on the outside he would toil
Make sure you're behind the ball
To experience the pleasures of the great wall
And so he would rev all day
In hopes of appearing on TV, on the PBA
Thank You
Originally posted by PhlabibitPretty snappy! The denoument was exquisite.
Here is one I made up for spring.
Spring Weather (an Haiku by Phlabibit)
Sunday was first day
We had some sleet, but no snow
Will snow Thursday, crap.
P
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Here is my ode to lunch:
Ode To Lunch
Lunch, lunch, we love ya a bunch,
Lunch, lunch, we love your crunch,
Lunch, lunch, we love ya with punch,
You fit in the space between breakfast and snacktime.
And now an Irish ditty:
Poor Mr. McRummy
There once was a lush named McRummy,
who's gums stunk so bad t'wasn't funny.
When asked 'bout his puddin', he near lost his footin',
"That's my liver, all lumpy and runny!"
Wah-waaaaanh.
Finally, something for the kiddies:
Blue
Dad, Yes? why shut is up the , sky son blue? Oh. I hate you!!!
Go ask your mother.
(edits: formatting)
Originally posted by Joe FistNow that is 'happening'. Rev it up!
Inspired by bowling mentor, Mr.700 - Phlabibit
Rev it up - by Joe 285, a.k.a. "Joe Fist"
Ahem
Down the five board he would play
"Rev it up", he heard them say
The center boards layered with oil
So on the outside he would toil
Make sure you're behind the ball
To experience the pleasures of the great wall
And so he would rev all day
In hopes of appearing on TV, on the PBA
Thank You
Mr. 700
I wanted to make an addition,
a poem from my own collection.
Something with giants or battles,
or cute little babies with rattles,
or mythical beasts on the rampage,
or maddened and mutated cabbage.
But poems need not be fantastic,
they can also be harsh and sarcastic,
or written by monks; monastic,
or they could be described as elastic,
for the usage of words
(like toast and lemon curd)
can be clear or absurd
like the chirp of a bird
that you never have heard
but which often has spurred
a poet to literary gymnastic.
Then there are those t h a t d r i f t a w a y . . . .
and send you to sleep with their tale.
OR THOSE THAT COMMAND YOU TO STAY
OR THREATEN YOU IF YOU SHOULD FAIL
There are many forms of poetry
and some say it is a form of puppetry
from haiku to sonnet to cinquain
with rules on what they must contain
There once was a man named Balderic
who wrote prose by the light of a candlestick
but lacking in skill
and full of ill will
he came up with what we call the limerick.
But my favourite poem of
all is a free verse.
It can be,
it is,
and nothing can stop
it at all, but
the author 🙂
Originally posted by StarrmanLet us reflect and pray...Amen, Buddy.
I wanted to make an addition,
a poem from my own collection.
Something with giants or battles,
or cute little babies with rattles,
or mythical beasts on the rampage,
or maddened and mutated cabbage.
But poems need not be fantastic,
they can also be harsh and sarcastic,
or written by monks; monastic,
or they could be described as elastic,
for the ...[text shortened]... free verse.
It can be,
it is,
and nothing can stop
it at all, but
the author 🙂