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A haiku? Very well then.

This thread wastes my time
Are we playing a game of Clue?
I thought it a thread.

Please tell me we have something better to discuss than this pointless unspecified prattle. If someones got some beef about Poison Godmachine they feel needs to be in the forums then lets hear the story and the WHOLE story. If not, then lets put this to an end. I hate having my time wasted in this manner. (although the elderberries was somewhat amusing)

And for the record, I have never known PG to put anything distasteful in the forums. (a bad pun, I know)

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Originally posted by Poison Godmachine
.... Come one, come all! You can even make it a haiku if you'd like. I'll start:

Poison Godmachine
An IQ like buttered toast
Don't have his babies


Ok !

Words in the wind
Useful kindergarden skills applied
Sun still sets

Sleep finds me
Unshaven and cautious am I
Past evidence noted

🙂

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I can't say anything mean about the guy. He seems very cool, and he's friends with BBar, who is also cool, and he's a martial artist, so he's even cooler! 😀

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Originally posted by elricho
Ok !

Words in the wind
Useful kindergarden skills applied
Sun still sets

Sleep finds me
Unshaven and cautious am I
Past evidence noted

🙂
Haiku have 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 again in the third.

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Originally posted by !~TONY~!
I can't say anything mean about the guy. He seems very cool, and he's friends with BBar, who is also cool, and he's a martial artist, so he's even cooler! 😀
I've been good friends with Poison Godmachine for over ten years now. He's a great guy, although he does not gladly suffer fools. I seriously doubt that his moderated post would have been considered offensive to any save the hypocritical and/or insane.

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My dictionary is holding out on me. Anyone care to explain what haiku is?

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I can think of two or three handsful of people around here who are a little tipsy. Hahaha.....

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Originally posted by dyl
My dictionary is holding out on me. Anyone care to explain what haiku is?
Oriental Poem. 3 lines. first line has 5 syllables. second seven syllables. third 5 syllables 😛

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Originally posted by orkyboy
Oriental Poem. 3 lines. first line has 5 syllables. second seven syllables. third 5 syllables 😛
damn! Orky boy, you taught me something!! Alright, so I read Bbarrs explanation 1st, but still I'm impressed you knew that 🙂

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Originally posted by !~TONY~!
I can think of two or three handsful of people around here who are a little tipsy. Hahaha.....
What a contridiction.
You post you can't......Then you do.
Your life.

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Originally posted by bbarr
Haiku have 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 again in the third.
Sure, thats the rule of thumb - but even the great Haiku poets (Masters ??) like Basho & Dogen bent the rules ... I guess that could be a result of translation.

namaste
r

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Originally posted by misslead
What a contridiction.
You post you can't......Then you do.
Your life.
I suppose this is an insult. But surely I must be too ignorant and naive to understand your wonderful poems! How about you explain it to me when you feel like conversing like a normal individual. I thought you were leaving and never coming back? Although I thought that the first 700 times you said that. 😀

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Originally posted by belgianfreak
damn! Orky boy, you taught me something!! Alright, so I read Bbarrs explanation 1st, but still I'm impressed you knew that 🙂
Did Haikus at school when I was seven. Ahh memories. 🙂