SOCIALISM
You have two cows. You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have two cows. The state takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have two cows. The state takes both and sells you some milk.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have two cows. The state takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away..
CAPITALSIM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.you then design a clever cow cartoon image called "Cowkimon" and market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for a hundred years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are, so you decide to have lunch.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are mad.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The state requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Originally posted by Pianoman1Thumbs Up, P1.
[b] SOCIALISM
You have two cows. You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have two cows. The state takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have two cows. The state takes both and sells you some milk.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have two cows. The state takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the m SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The state requires you to take harmonica lessons.[/b]
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Originally posted by Pianoman1CANADIAN GOVERNMENT
[b] SOCIALISM
You have two cows. You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have two cows. The state takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have two cows. The state takes both and sells you some milk.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have two cows. The state takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the m ...[text shortened]... SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The state requires you to take harmonica lessons.[/b]
You have two cows you bought from Britain and when they arrive neither is capable of anything other than costing you money. Most of the time they're at the vets. In the end you decide to cut your losses and put them out to pasture. You do however spend millions on an inquiry to see who was responsible for the debacle.
a few more ...
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the male-centric, war-mongering, intolerant past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
ANARCHY
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbours try to kill you and take the cows.
SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment and you get caned.
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Originally posted by Pianoman1You mean:
CAPITALSIM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
CAPITALISM
Your neighbour has two cows, but you have only bull. Using this bull you force your neighbour to "lend" you his cows, keep the calves, and force him off his land so "your" calves can live there. You make millions of this and your neighbour goes broke. Then you convince the govenment that, because he is broke, he must be the criminal in this case.
Richard
Originally posted by Shallow BlueNAZISM
You mean:
[b]CAPITALISM
Your neighbour has two cows, but you have only bull. Using this bull you force your neighbour to "lend" you his cows, keep the calves, and force him off his land so "your" calves can live there. You make millions of this and your neighbour goes broke. Then you convince the govenment that, because he is broke, he must be the criminal in this case.
Richard[/b]
You have two cows. The state takes both and shoots you.
Originally posted by Shallow BlueIsn't this "compassionate conservatism"?
You mean:
[b]CAPITALISM
Your neighbour has two cows, but you have only bull. Using this bull you force your neighbour to "lend" you his cows, keep the calves, and force him off his land so "your" calves can live there. You make millions of this and your neighbour goes broke. Then you convince the govenment that, because he is broke, he must be the criminal in this case.
Richard[/b]
Originally posted by Pianoman1Loved the Italian one 🙂
[b] SOCIALISM
You have two cows. You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have two cows. The state takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have two cows. The state takes both and sells you some milk.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have two cows. The state takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the m ...[text shortened]... SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The state requires you to take harmonica lessons.[/b]