Ponderisms...
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where does the extra penny go?
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out
it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
frequently wake up crying every two hours?
If a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoulars to look at things on the ground?
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast
to a horrible crisp no self respecting human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there a stupid song about him?
Why does Goofy stand erect, while Pluto
remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, olive oil from olives and vegetable
oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the 'Alphabet Song' and 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star'
share the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Ever notice that if you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but
when you take him for a ride he sticks his head out the window?
Ever wonder why you click on General Forum threads in the first place?
gb...😀
