@fmf saidHalibutosis: the stench of bad breath, like rotting fish, when a certain poster repeatedly attributes to other posters some vile personality defect with which said poster is actually over-endowed.
What are the names of some RHP syndromes and what is the set of associated symptoms in each case?
@fmf saidCarpal tunnel syndrome.
What are the names of some RHP syndromes and what is the set of associated symptoms in each case?
The symptoms of carpal tunnel syndrome include:
an ache or pain in your fingers, hand or arm' caused by writing excessive hate and bile on internet forums.
numb hands, punching the screen when a poster disagrees with you.
tingling or pins and needles, when the numbness wears off.
a weak thumb and difficulty getting a grip, try to get out more
These symptoms often start slowly and come and go. They're usually worse at night.
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Syndrome: an uncontrollable urge to misread someone else's post and reply to it with miles and miles of copy-pasted text. Often co-morbid with:
Monotono-mania: an uncontrollable urge to twist every thread, however joyful and innocuous, into a rant about one's own pathology.
@moonbus saidThe blatantly lying troll moonbus is blatantly lying because he is err a blatantly lying troll....
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Syndrome: an uncontrollable urge to misread someone else's post and reply to it with miles and miles of copy-pasted text. Often co-morbid with:
Monotono-mania: an uncontrollable urge to twist every thread, however joyful and innocuous, into a rant about one's own pathology.
OMG this syndrome is contagious. I feel like one of the good guys in a vampire movie who has just been bitten, please kill me now before its too late
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@the-gravedigger saidTwo pints of Guinness and a bag of salty crisps have been clinically tested and shown to provide a level of immunity. However, the treatment must be repeated at least once per week to ensure continuous protection.
The blatantly lying troll moonbus is blatantly lying because he is err a blatantly lying troll....
OMG this syndrome is contagious. I feel like one of the good guys in a vampire movie who has just been bitten, please kill me now before its too late