Post Office (adventure)

I went to the post office today, as I do most business days. As I'm walking in, there is an elderly gentleman getting mail from his box.

I go to my box, making plenty of room for him like we're at the urinal.

Anyway... he says, "Do you like the smell of Wild Roses".

I am very much like, "wut".

I say, "Um, depends".

I am searching my mind's database for some kind of dirty 'wild rose' joke.

He says, "That house next door has wild roses growing, they smell good... but they really should cut their lawn".

I said I'd need to go check it out.

I go outside, and had to snap some film:

http://www.rhp15.com/pictures/House1.jpg
http://www.rhp15.com/pictures/House2.jpg

Oh, and it actually did smell good.

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Alternative Thread Title:

Thank you old man, for making me stop to smell the roses.

Toto......I don't think we're in Kansas anymore😛

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I went to the post office today, as I do most business days. As I'm walking in, there is an elderly gentleman getting mail from his box.

I go to my box, making plenty of room for him like we're at the urinal.

Anyway... he says, "Do you like the smell of Wild Roses".

I am very much like, "wut".

I say, "Um, depends".

I am searching my mind's ...[text shortened]... p://www.rhp15.com/pictures/House2.jpg

Oh, and it actually did smell good.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Looks like a good "fixer-uper".

Is that a foreclosure notice in the window?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I went to the post office today, as I do most business days. As I'm walking in, there is an elderly gentleman getting mail from his box.

I go to my box, making plenty of room for him like we're at the urinal.

Anyway... he says, "Do you like the smell of Wild Roses".

I am very much like, "wut".

I say, "Um, depends".

I am searching my mind's ...[text shortened]... ive Thread Title:

Thank you old man, for making me stop to smell the roses.[/b]

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I went to the post office today, as I do most business days. As I'm walking in, there is an elderly gentleman getting mail from his box.

I go to my box, making plenty of room for him like we're at the urinal.

Anyway... he says, "Do you like the smell of Wild Roses".

I am very much like, "wut".

I say, "Um, depends".

I am searching my mind's ...[text shortened]... ive Thread Title:

Thank you old man, for making me stop to smell the roses.[/b]

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I went to the post office today, as I do most business days.

Originally posted by Seitse
You do know that there's something called "email", right?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh, have they figured out a way to email automotive parts?

Just shut up, numb-nutz.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Most business days ?

You do know that there's something called car dealer where you can buy a whole car, already assembled?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Run along, troll. This is "big people talk".

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I went to the post office today, as I do most business days. As I'm walking in, there is an elderly gentleman getting mail from his box.

I go to my box, making plenty of room for him like we're at the urinal.

Anyway... he says, "Do you like the smell of Wild Roses".

I am very much like, "wut".

I say, "Um, depends".

I am searching my mind's ...[text shortened]... ive Thread Title:

Thank you old man, for making me stop to smell the roses.[/b]

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Sweet 🙂. I hate when my neighbor's don't mow, though.

Originally posted by Seitse
NYARGH!

Originally posted by Palynka
Why are you HANGRY?