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Arrakis

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I'll start it out with...

Retirees:

Q. When is a retiree's bedtime? A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Q. How many retirees to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it might take all day.

Q. What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
A. There is not enough time to get everything done.
For Example: I get up at the crack of noon with nothing to do, and I go to bed at night with only half of it done.

Q. Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
A. The term comes with a 10% discount.

Q. Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
A. Tied shoes.

Q. Why do retirees count pennies?
A. They are the only ones who have the time.

Q. What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
A. NUTS!

Q. Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
A. They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Q. What do retirees call a long lunch?
A. Normal

Q. What is the best way to describe retirement?
A. The never ending Coffee Break.

Q. What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
A. If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Q. Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the
people he used to work with?
A. He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

Now, the only problem with retirement is that you
never get a day off! 😲

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Arrakis

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Well, I have to tell you... I know that the people who frequent RHP are the mot intelligent people on the entire planet! 😏

So how come nobody is posting anything? 🙁

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Originally posted by arrakis
the mot intelligent people on the entire planet! 😏
LOL! That's a good one...

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Originally posted by arrakis
Well, I have to tell you... I know that the people who frequent RHP are the mot intelligent people on the entire planet! 😏

So how come nobody is posting anything? 🙁
What the hell is a witty take?

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