Pranks

Today I had an appointment with my ophthalmologist. A post-op visit in the eye clinic for a procedure they had done. As they routinely do they check the pressure in your eyes. For those of you that have not had this done, they put drops in your eyes to numb them and then they press this device against your eyeball and read the gage deflection. When the device is coming up to your eye it appears as a bright blue (very pretty color) circular light. It comes in closer and closer… and closer. Right when I think it is touching or about to touch my eye I scream, Ooowwww! MY EYE!!!!!

Gets ‘em every time. Hilarity and high jinx ya know?

Any other good tricks going on out there?

When I am driving in my car, and I see a kid riding a bike. I like to yell, "HEY! Your wheels are turning!" The kid invariably looks down at his bike wheels and loses his balance and falls down.

Beautiful! One day my wife and I were in the little grocery market in town and this wanna-be-tough-guy high school kid and his girlfriend walked into the store while we were at the check out stand. This kid is standing over a ways from me giving me the "tough guy" look. The little bastard was just looking for trouble. So I looked him in the eye and said "your fly is open." This goofy prick looks down at his zipper and looks back at me and I just cracked up laughing and said "made ya look, made ya look!" His tough guy facade was all over at that point.

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Beautiful! One day my wife and I were in the little grocery market in town and this wanna-be-tough-guy high school kid and his girlfriend walked into the store while we were at the check out stand. This kid is standing over a ways from me giving me the "tough guy" look. The little bastard was just looking for trouble. So I looked him in the eye and s ...[text shortened]... g and said "made ya look, made ya look!" His tough guy facade was all over at that point.

Originally posted by rbmorris
You rock! 😀

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Beautiful! One day my wife and I were in the little grocery market in town and this wanna-be-tough-guy high school kid and his girlfriend walked into the store while we were at the check out stand. This kid is standing over a ways from me giving me the "tough guy" look. The little bastard was just looking for trouble. So I looked him in the eye and s ...[text shortened]... g and said "made ya look, made ya look!" His tough guy facade was all over at that point.

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Originally posted by arrakis
Frank's mean side... 😉