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The celebrating crowd of peons in the town sqaure are chanting your name. The revolution has come and you have been named President for life. What is your first presidential decree?

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
The celebrating crowd of peons in the town sqaure are chanting your name. The revolution has come and you have been named President for life. What is your first presidential decree?
That the word 'peons' be stricken from all dictionaries.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
That the word [b]'peons' be stricken from all dictionaries.[/b]
Ok, I'll substitute the word peon for the word rabble.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
Ok, I'll substitute the word peon for the word rabble.
You're forgetting one thing, Zort Boy... Posters to your thread have

just been named President for life, not you. Delete 'peons'. Period.



😉

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
You're forgetting one thing, Zort Boy... Posters to your thread have

just been named President for life, not you. Delete 'peons'. Period.



😉
The glorious workers of the revolution are growing tired of the evil rule of Grampy Bobby, there is talk of a another uprising.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
The glorious workers of the revolution are growing tired of the evil rule of Grampy Bobby, there is talk of a another uprising.
Off with their heads.

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The Peoples Front For The Overthrow of Grampy Bobby have been promised the whole hearted support of President Chvez of Venuzuela. Angry rhetoric will flood the airways everywhere.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
The Peoples Front For The Overthrow of Grampy Bobby have been promised the whole hearted support of President Chvez of Venuzuela. Angry rhetoric will flood the airways everywhere.
So what else is new?

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
The celebrating crowd of peons in the town sqaure are chanting your name. The revolution has come and you have been named President for life. What is your first presidential decree?
Alter the constitution that presidency for life is not an option.

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Consolidate my power base.

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i'd buy the complete and ongoing loyalty of the peons with a weekly beer ration, and declare war on the moon.

die, lunar scum, die😠

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
The celebrating crowd of peons in the town sqaure are chanting your name. The revolution has come and you have been named President for life. What is your first presidential decree?
the government will own the water works, electric company all of the train stations, there will be no get out of jail cards (only a hefty bribe will do) and the rich much pay to pass go.

tax the rich, feed the poor.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
The celebrating crowd of peons in the town sqaure are chanting your name. The revolution has come and you have been named President for life. What is your first presidential decree?
The burning of all senile old blowhards at the stake. This will be accompanied by beer, wine and song to welcome in the new era of freedom.

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"thou shall not question stephen fry."

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
The burning of all senile old blowhards at the stake. This will be accompanied by beer, wine and song to welcome in the new era of freedom.
Male and female?