Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexDoor to Door Salesman: Can I interest you in a home security system?
You know when people say something is priceless, well I beg to differ. Challenge me if you dont believe I can do it - anything you can name I will put a price on it for you!
Homer Simpson: How much does it cost?
Door to Door Salesman: Three hundred dollars.
Homer Simpson: No thanks, too expensive.
Door to Door Salesman: Surely you can't put a price on your family's safety?!
Homer Simpson: You wouldn't think so, but here we are.
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexA man walks up to a woman in a bar.
anything you can name I will put a price on it for you!
"Hey honey, will you have sex with me for $1000?"
"I can't believe you would ask me that", she replied. "But now that I think about it, well... yes, I will."
"OK honey, how about for $10?"
"Certainly not! What kind of woman do you think I am?"
"We've already established that, now we're just getting the price right." 😛
Originally posted by leisurelyslothGreat answer Sloth. Rec'd.
The sun
Think about this on a planatary level...people pay to have the sun extinguished...TChex gets out his water hose....billions die. And that would be a bummer. :'( But with nuclear power and canned/freeze-dried food wouldn't Tchex (and I hope a small group of his RHP buddies) survive and live out their days rich, but nothing to spend it on. 😞
That soul be pretty ironic, but at least I would be satisfied to die having proved a point that the sun had a price after all.
More improtantly, I would have taught that big menace a lesson once and for all, I hate the way it sits there with such arrogance thinking because it is so far away nobody can get at it, or look at him, that it is a big shot who rules our lives.
I even invented a way for humankind to live underground in tunnels, feeding off bacteria and alge and using the natrual warmth of the earth to replace the dangerous rays of the sun. We could even have geothermal power, so society would be more effecient then ever before - as carbon emissions would be at an all time low.
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexUp in the mornin', out on the job
More improtantly, I would have taught that big menace a lesson once and for all, I hate the way it sits there with such arrogance thinking because it is so far away nobody can get at it, or look at him, that it is a big shot who rules our lives.
Work like the devil for my pay.
But that lucky old sun has nothin' to do
But roll around heaven all day.
Had a fuss with my woman, an' I toil for my kids,
An' I sweat 'til I'm wrinkled and gray,
While that lucky old sun got nothin' to do
But roll around heaven all day.
Songwriters: Beasley Smith, Haven Gillespie
For you are my one reality
When Im dead and gone
Your light will shine eternally
Sunny rain, shine my way
Kiss me with one ray of light from your lazy old sun
You make the rainbows and you make the night disappear
You melt the frost so I wont criticize my sun
The Kinks