A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen.
Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen."
Originally posted by PeachyAnd you lead a clan of supposed intelectuals?
A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the ...[text shortened]... on't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen."
Originally posted by 7ate9I don't get it.
David Tebb, Gatecrasher & XanthosNZ decided they would save the world, so they all moved to the same country to start to plan. Being intelligent people they decided they would begin by all going to get a medical from the local quack.
The doctor first inspected Mr. Tebb. He opened the draw and pulled out of his desk a photo of David's wife. "look at the pict ...[text shortened]... said the doctor, "now go and sit on the couch". A-BOOM-BA .. A-BOOM-BA .. A-BOOM-BA.