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Anyone up for more rounds?

If so, please state topics so that we can vote for.

Or how about a round for Poetry?

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Originally posted by Peachy
Or how about a round for Poetry?
There was a big man with a limp,
Who decided that he'd be a pimp.
So he bought several whores
And took them indoors,
Where he trained them to screw with a chimp.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
There was a big man with a limp,
Who decided that he'd be a pimp.
So he bought several whores
And took them indoors,
Where he trained them to screw with a chimp.
Maybe a separate category for limpericks?

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She lay on the deck at midnight
With blackheads on her crutch
Had she ever had it
Not ****in much.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
There was a big man with a limp,
Who decided that he'd be a pimp.
So he bought several whores
And took them indoors,
Where he trained them to screw with a chimp.
..the chimp was Bowmannkey
How RHP been so unlucky
He made every thread mucky
Thinks he is being funky
But comes out with hunkypunky

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Mary had a little lamb
She couldn't stop it gruntin'
She tied it to the garden gate
And kicked it's fu..... c..... I've forgotten the rest!

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Originally posted by Peachy
..the chimp was Bowmannkey
How RHP been so unlucky
He made every thread mucky
Thinks he is being funky
But comes out with hunkypunky
That's rubbish.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
That's rubbish.
Hehehehe.. oooh.. don't be upset now.

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Bump.

Is that a "No, peachy we are dead boring and can't be bothered.. We rather post a word at a time in the great word association game thread, this is how much we can't be arsed with your silly silly idea..."

Fine. :'(

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Originally posted by Peachy
Bump.

Is that a "No, peachy we are dead boring and can't be bothered.. We rather post a word at a time in the great word association game thread, this is how much we can't be arsed with your silly silly idea..."

Fine. :'(
Bah, don't give up so easily! Most people probably haven't even read this thread yet.

There has been a Poetry Competition earlier. I don't remember who was running it, or when the last round took place.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
That's rubbish.
I'll have to agree, that really isn't very good. 😛

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Originally posted by ark13
I'll have to agree, that really isn't very good. 😛
Then Bump to you and Bump to him too!

😀

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Arse.

I mean bump.

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Originally posted by Peachy
Or how about a round for Poetry?
I'd be interested in a round for poetry. I don't know if I have the time to write anything, but I'd definitely be interested in reading and voting on it. 🙂

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Originally posted by stocken
I'd be interested in a round for poetry. I don't know if I have the time to write anything, but I'd definitely be interested in reading and voting on it. 🙂
Excellent..

Am all up for it. How about if we assigned couple of weeks or so for this round to give enough time for writing and submission? Would that be enough?

Eager to start this but haven't had much encouragement from the dear RHPawners here.

Who else is up for it...?!