1. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    17 Apr '16 19:241 edit
    Under which circumstances would you be willing to
    sell yourself? What is your price?
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    17 Apr '16 20:501 edit
    You know you can get yourself arrested for this sort of stuff.
  3. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    17 Apr '16 21:05
    In the People's Republic of the United States of America, maybe.

    I'm under the jurisdiction of Somalia, where everything goes. Got my
    passport thanks to some FIFA coins I stashed back in the day.
  4. santa cruz, ca.
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    18 Apr '16 00:03
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Under which circumstances would you be willing to
    sell yourself? What is your price?
    any and nothing
    I'm a whore
  5. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    18 Apr '16 00:21
    Originally posted by lemondrop
    any and nothing
    I'm a whore
    Care to share the menu and the price list?
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    18 Apr '16 04:37
    Originally posted by Seitse
    In the People's Republic of the United States of America, maybe.

    I'm under the jurisdiction of Somalia, where everything goes. Got my
    passport thanks to some FIFA coins I stashed back in the day.
    Somalia?

    Well I take that back, you go enjoy yourself in Somalia, you should be just fine. 😵
  7. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    18 Apr '16 05:54
    Originally posted by whodey
    Somalia?

    Well I take that back, you go enjoy yourself in Somalia, you should be just fine. 😵
    I sure do. You know what they say: Somalia is Ayn Rand's paradise!
  8. Standard membervivify
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    18 Apr '16 12:34
    Originally posted by whodey
    You know you can get yourself arrested for this sort of stuff.
    Not in Vegas.
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    18 Apr '16 12:47
    Originally posted by whodey
    You know you can get yourself arrested for this sort of stuff.
    Prostitution is legal where I live.
  10. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    18 Apr '16 12:56
    Originally posted by Kegge
    Prostitution is legal where I live.
    In fairness sir, you do live in a brothel.
  11. Standard memberpawnpaw
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    18 Apr '16 13:29
    Originally posted by Kegge
    Prostitution is legal where I live.
    have you seen "brothel sprouts"?
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    18 Apr '16 13:49
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    In fairness sir, you do live in a brothel.
    In a way that is correct.
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    18 Apr '16 13:52
    Originally posted by pawnpaw
    have you seen "brothel sprouts"?
    You mean this?
    YouTube[/youtube]

    ... I haven't ... yet.
  14. Mar-a-Lago
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    18 Apr '16 18:31
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Under which circumstances would you be willing to
    sell yourself? What is your price?
    Any and nada.
    I Would be pitifully grateful for a shag.
  15. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    18 Apr '16 19:27
    Originally posted by Captain Strange
    nada.
    You're right up my alley. I like your attitude.
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