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Punishable offences...




Punishable offences with respect to some of the all time worst sentences ever constructed in our mother tongue (which are usually winked at or pardoned):




1. 'Hey, I was just wasting a little time.' 2. 'It doesn't really matter anyway.' 3. 'I was only joking.'

4. 'I hate you with a passion.' 5. 'No' (when it should be 'yes'😉 and 'Yes' (when it should be 'no'😉.




6. _________

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put em inna corner wit a pointy hat on top...


grammer police can go to heck...
spellcheck can(may) follow closely...


tha point iz???

rookie

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]in our mother tongue
Would that be 'English', per chance? 😉

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7. Red Night Seal Of Approval.

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some of the all time worst sentences ever constructed in our mother tongue


OK, I am guilty, guilty, guilty!!! 😛

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
some of the all time worst sentences ever constructed in our mother tongue


OK, I am guilty, guilty, guilty!!! 😛
Was it you that got Darvlay banned?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
7. Red Night Seal Of Approval.
Does your tinfoil hat still fit huck or is your head getting too large?

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Does your tinfoil hat still fit huck or is your head getting too large?
That's the nicest thing you've said to me in a while.....what's up?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Was it you that got Darvlay banned?
That is just nonsense, as Phlabby said it was.

As hard as you find this to believe Darv got Darv Banned!

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Originally posted by mikelom
Would that be 'English', per chance? 😉
Yes, Mike, both in the purity of its glorious British Tradition as well as its lesser form, a consequence of history and its subsequent Americanization.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Punishable offences...




Punishable offences with respect to some of the all time worst sentences ever constructed in our mother tongue (which are usually winked at or pardoned):




1. 'Hey, I was just wasting a little time.' 2. 'It doesn't really matter anyway.' 3. 'I was only joking.'

4. 'I hate you with a passion.' 5. 'No' (when it should be 'yes'😉 and 'Yes' (when it should be 'no'😉.




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'It sounded like a good idea at the time.'

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Originally posted by Raven69
8. 'It sounded like a good idea at the time.'
9. 'Well what I told you wasn't really a lie, since most of it was true.'


10. 'Honestly, I only intended to borrow it.'

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
worst sentences ever constructed in our mother tongue (which are usually winked at or pardoned)
11. "Ik lachte je niet uit, ik lachte je toe!"
Dont know if that works in english...

I wasnt laughing at you, I was laughing for you!

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11th hour stay of execution granted at Dive's request.


😉

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