Puns only thread

Answer with a pun, or don't answer at all.

These association thread thingies are like a chink in my armor, so I wasn't really russian to start this one... but I figured I'd czech it out and see how it goes.

Originally posted by sumydid
Answer with a pun, or don't answer at all.

These association thread thingies are like a chink in my armor, so I wasn't really russian to start this one... but I figured I'd czech it out and see how it goes.

A good pun is its own reword.

My, Cod, you're crabby. Dew you sea what I did there?

if i don't pun, what's the punishment?

Originally posted by coquette
if i don't pun, what's the punishment?

honest misteak. cud you just stop.

If a Norwegian robot analysed a bird, it Scandinavian.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
honest misteak. cud you just stop.

She has a beef with puns I guess, but thanks for trying to steer her in the right direction.

You good get a sled dog to toe ewe around.

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"Bahby, you Americans sure have a knacker ramming mushy ideas." Reveal Hidden Content

You want to see ramming and screaming with every possible noise known to man (and, especially, to ladies)

under one roof with beveled glass mirrors that would blow your polka dot socks off your knees? So wood eye!

[nite/]
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Originally posted by sumydid
Answer with a pun, or don't answer at all.

These association thread thingies are like a chink in my armor, so I wasn't really russian to start this one... but I figured I'd czech it out and see how it goes.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Hefner has released into a pent up bull? News to me.

Originally posted by Sozin
Hefner has released into a pent up bull? News to me.

Well that post is a whorse of a different Hugh.