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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
A: I don't have a God.

Q: Why dost thou use the plural in the first part of the sentence and the singular in the second?
A: Because.

Q: Why?

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A. We do what I have to do.

Q. Who cares?

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Originally posted by coquette
A. We do what I have to do.

Q. Who cares?
A: The Carebears Care.

Q: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, a bear was Fuzzy Wuzzy! Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his hair. Then he wasn't fuzzy, was he?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
A: The Carebears Care.

Q: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, a bear was Fuzzy Wuzzy! Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his hair. Then he wasn't fuzzy, was he?
A: No, he was inane.

Q: I care coqqy! Why do you feel the need to ask 'who cares?'

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Originally posted by mikelom
A: No, he was inane.

Q: I care coqqy! Why do you feel the need to ask 'who cares?'
A: Because she doesn't. Not even that you care. She's a cold hearted wench who would like nothing better than to lop your eggs off with a rusty pair of nail clippers.

Q: How many midgets would fit into a midget submarine?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
A: Because she doesn't. Not even that you care. She's a cold hearted wench who would like nothing better than to lop your eggs off with a rusty pair of nail clippers.

Q: How many midgets would fit into a midget submarine?
A: It's variable but always a small number

Q: If it's summer in the Northern Hemisphere and winter in the Southern Hemisphere, is it spring or fall on the equator?

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Originally posted by Badwater
A: It's variable but always a small number

Q: If it's summer in the Northern Hemisphere and winter in the Southern Hemisphere, is it spring or fall on the equator?
A. Do not know the answer.

Q. What is the correct answer?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
A. Do not know the answer.

Q. What is the correct answer?
A: No.

Q: Which season do you prefer, if any?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
A: No.

Q: Which season do you prefer, if any?
A. Autumn.

Q. You?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
A. Autumn.

Q. You?
A. Same

Q. Who is your favorite band?

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Originally posted by lovebonovox
A. Same

Q. Who is your favorite band?
A: Metallica
Q: Is everything well?

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
A: Metallica
Q: Is everything well?
A: Could be better, could be worse.
Q: DO you dislike Mondays?

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Originally posted by lovebonovox
A: Could be better, could be worse.
Q: DO you dislike Mondays?
A: Monday is my one day off work, so yes I do.
Q: Do these pants make my butt look big? 😳

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Sorry, but I can't bear even thought of looking.

What wouldn't you do for a chance?

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Originally posted by coquette
Sorry, but I can't bear even thought of looking.

What wouldn't you do for a chance?
I wouldn't give up my Klondike Bar!

What would you do if a purple gorilla in a bikini hopped off something high and landed next to you and began to go "HOO HOO HUFF HUFF" and hop up and down with a little guitar in it's paws?