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Yesterday I was on the train, heading for college. The train was pretty much packed but I was fortunate to find four free seats next to eachother. I don't know exactly how trains look like on the inside in other countries, but here in Holland the usual recipe is 2 seats next to eachother on the left side and 2 seats on the right side. So here I found a good place to recuperate from the bad weather.
Things went downhill from the next stop though. This fat guy eating a kitkat and listening to some hardcore metal music on his iPod with volume turned to maximum took the damn seat next to me. Why the hell doesn't the idiot take the two seats on the other side? The level of intelligence had reached an all-time low. The guy slammed his bag against my legs and pushed me to the side. He exhibited a fume you only smell on smokers, but worst of all, he was dripping wet. Now, I have had a bad cold for a few days already and I must say I was surprised at first at how long I managed to not sneeze. I was silently congratulating myself at having made it to my stop without sneezing and started to stand up, when this huge feeling in my nose came up. I couldn't control it anymore. At the same time the fatass turned his face to me. I sneezed into his face so hard, parts of my brain were hanging from my nostrils. I immediately realized what happened, and before he could recover from the shock of what happened I knocked him over and ran for the exit.

So the question I wanted to ask, what tastes better, mars or kitkat? and why?

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mars...i like the caramely taste.

why didn't you sit on the outside to stop anyone from sitting beside you? you will learn 😛

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Originally posted by schakuhr
Yesterday I was on the train, heading for college. The train was pretty much packed but I was fortunate to find four free seats next to eachother. I don't know exactly how trains look like on the inside in other countries, but here in Holland the usual recipe is 2 seats next to eachother on the left side and 2 seats on the right side. So here I found a good ...[text shortened]... or the exit.

So the question I wanted to ask, what tastes better, mars or kitkat? and why?
Mars, because of the texture, because the name doesn't sound like cat food, and because it hasn't been sneezed on.

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Originally posted by schakuhr
This fat guy eating a kitkat and listening to some hardcore metal music
Fat + hardcore metal = uncool

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KitKat...because it makes a nice light snack.

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KitKat, because alliteration really does enhance taste. M & M's anyone?

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Originally posted by schakuhr
Yesterday I was on the train, heading for college. The train was pretty much packed but I was fortunate to find four free seats next to eachother. I don't know exactly how trains look like on the inside in other countries, but here in Holland the usual recipe is 2 seats next to eachother on the left side and 2 seats on the right side. So here I found a good or the exit.

So the question I wanted to ask, what tastes better, mars or kitkat? and why?
This is a great story. I laughed my ass off.

For the record the dark chocolate mars bars rock.

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Originally posted by schakuhr
Yesterday I was on the train, heading for college. The train was pretty much packed but I was fortunate to find four free seats next to eachother. I don't know exactly how trains look like on the inside in other countries, but here in Holland the usual recipe is 2 seats next to eachother on the left side and 2 seats on the right side. So here I found a good ...[text shortened]... or the exit.

So the question I wanted to ask, what tastes better, mars or kitkat? and why?
Answer: Neither.

Your second question?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Answer: Neither.

Your second question?
Put GB down for a Kit Kat, he could do with a break.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Answer: Neither.

Your second question?
do you wipe your ass with your left or right hand?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Fat + hardcore metal = uncool
Hi. Glad you're back among the land of the living. Your many friends have been concerned that some reversal or adversity had befallen you.



~GB 😉 SOA~



P.S. Your seal of approval was the first and only I ever received. Still remember having to post you back to ask the meaning of SOA.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Hi. Glad you're back among the land of the living. Your many friends have been concerned that some reversal or adversity had befallen you.



~GB 😉 SOA~



P.S. Your seal of approval was the first and only I ever received. Still remember having to post you back to ask the meaning of SOA.
How do you feel about seal clubbing? From what I understand Very Rusty is preparing for a seal clubbing hunt in Northern Canada.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Put GB down for a Kit Kat, he could do with a break.
HOH, I don't take air and fluff cheap crap into my mouth... just give it out.



😀



Edit: Heath Bars and 70-80% Dark Cocao Chocolate Bars been know to find their way into the confectionary, i.e., ye olde trusty cookie jar.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
How do you feel about seal clubbing? From what I understand Very Rusty is preparing for a seal clubbing hunt in Northern Canada.
Unable to decode. If I went to Peggy's Cove, though, I'd be hot to trot for boiled lobster. Navy Seals I respect. The others swim on their own.

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