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1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?

8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

10. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

11. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

12. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

13. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

14. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

15. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

16. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

17. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

18. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

19. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

20. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.

21. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

22. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

23. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

24. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

25. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

26. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

27. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

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invigorate
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N0 7 Two cents = One penny

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Originally posted by invigorate
N0 7 Two cents = One penny
sorry i'm not American, didn't realise - must be a bad exchange rate !!😉

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No 2: Shouldn't that be pronounced "Halls"?😛

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Very Funny!

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Originally posted by bambee
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

5. If a pig loses its voice, is it d ...[text shortened]... The mime next door went nuts.

27. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

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1. Yes, 2 Becausethey are actually Nethers, 3. I don't say that 4. I would not enjoy addultrey 5. yes 6. cos it tastes good 7. see above 8. because you are broker than he is. 9. So they do not disintergrate 10."I can't believe its not butter" 11. because Piano ends in o words ending in o do not end oer. 12 respect for the aged 13. They mean different things but not opposite 14 It just is - live with it 15 Hopefully yes 16 I deknow 17 no it would be ExS 18 Yes 19 Their pubic colour 20 they started it when they were young 21 No 22 You really are 4 years old aren't you 23 to help you you obviously need it 24 they do especially when you are beating a child 25 the same

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